Blue Streak Page #2

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...with a pizza delivery

in the log-in sheet?

I'll tell you what. Why don't you

leave that pizza with me?

No, I'll tell you what.

Last time I left a pizza here...

...it magically disappeared.

I mean, it's just like

leaving candy around me.

It's not gonna be all right.

I'm gonna chomp it up. See?

Two kinds of people

get through that door:

People wearing handcuffs.

People wearing a badge.

You don't have on either.

Well, I don't have

a badge or handcuffs, so...

Officer Carlson.

- We wanna flip that card right over.

- Sorry. Just got it.

Excuse me, officer.

The guys in Homicide ordered this pizza

about an hour ago.

I don't wanna leave them

with Shamu over there.

What do you want me to do?

Take them!

- I'm on duty. I can't do that.

- Yes, you can!

Please take that!

Thank you very much!

Break it down.

Two time, left!

One time! Break it down to the ground!

Go here!

Left leg! Bring it around!

Walk!

You hid a diamond

in the police station?

I didn't know it was a police station.

Can you change the I.D. Or not?

Sure, but won't they be suspicious of

a pizza man with a security clearance?

I'm not going back as a pizza man.

What are you going as?

A cop.

A cop?

A new transfer.

That's why I need that I.D.

And a new file for detective.

Why a detective?

That's where the rock is.

It's gonna be expensive.

Uncle Lou, I thought we was like family.

Yeah, well, "like family" is not family.

If you were family,

you'd want it for free, right?

Well, you ain't changed.

I'll see you later.

Get down!

Put some clothes on!

Get your butt-naked ass down!

Get your butt-naked ass down!

He's naked and he's stinking.

Somebody get him some clothes.

He's hiding a gun in his ass!

Get on the ground. Do it now.

Don't I know you?

Freeze!

Cuff him!

Yeah, cuff his ass.

I'm gonna cuff you like that.

I'm the good cop.

You act up, I'll turn into the bad one.

Freeze! Get them up!

Spread your legs now.

I'm an officer of the law.

Any sign of Deacon?

Last I heard, he was pulling

rip jobs in Carson.

- I warned you about that guy.

- That you did.

He'll know you're out.

This is purely cosmetic.

It won't check out.

Don't worry. I'll be out of there

in an hour, max. Thanks.

Good luck.

Hey there, officer dog.

I'm a detective.

Sorry, sir.

She's never done that.

Must be the pastrami.

B*tch!

Are you going up?

Up. Third floor.

Appreciate it.

What?

What?

The vehicle belonged to your friend,

but you don't remember his name?

Do you have a last name?

Damn, these cuffs are tight, man!

Miss Green, could you tell

this man to loosen these cuffs?

I can't feel my fingers, man.

I'm serious. Please?

- I know it.

- Detective.

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