Blockers Page #4

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Yes.

That would have been crazy.

That would have been

the worst mistake ever.

I don't think it would have

been that huge of a mistake.

Uh, yes, it would have.

(laughs)

University of Chicago

is perfect.

It's 45 minutes away.

So that way you're gone,

but you're not "gone" gone.

But I'm gone.

Right, but not, like, gone.

Right, but, like,

I'm going to college,

and, like,

I'm not gonna live at home,

so I'm, like... I'm gone.

Mm-hmm.

Why are my b*obs so big?

- Ready, Kayla?

- KAYLA:
Yup.

- And now...

- ("Sirius" by The Alan Parsons Project plays)

...standing at five foot,

seven inches...

five, nine if you count

the heels...

straight out

of Great Lakes High School,

the prettiest girl

in all of prom...

Kayla Mannes!

- (cheering)

- (Kayla whoops)

Uh... just high fives

from now on.

- Okay.

- MARCIE:
Oh, honey, I never thought

I'd see you in a dress.

MITCHELL:
Technically,

it's not a full dress.

Some material is missing

from the middle there.

MARCIE:

Okay.

You look great.

All right.

Yeah, I think it's time to go.

Yes. Yeah.

Honey, we got to go.

- (Mitchell sniffles)

- Honey?

Dad, are you okay?

It's like when

he watched Frozen.

(chuckles) Come on.

(sniffs)

LISA:

Hi. How are you?

- Hi.

- Hi. How are you?

Oh, Sam.

Hi, Marcie.

Oh. Oh, oh.

- Hey, Mitchell.

- Hey. Haven't seen you in a while.

- Yeah.

- You know, I was worried

when I never heard back

from you about hot yoga.

Called you a bunch of times.

- I ended up having to eat that two-for-one Groupon.

- Oh, yeah.

I don't really do

the hot yoga thing.

- It's just...

- Well, we should catch up, though, right?

- Yeah.

- Like a lunch. I don't know.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, give me a call.

- I've been calling you.

- Mm-hmm.

Doesn't work.

It's not effective.

(cell phone buzzes,

computer chimes)

(cell phone buzzes,

computer chimes)

(chiming)

- (laughter)

- I don't even know. Wait, wait, wait.

- Oh, my gosh, thank you.

- You guys, you guys.

Wait, this is, like,

the best lighting

with the Valencia filter,

so wait, wait.

- Oh, God. All right, here we go.

- (camera clicks)

- Yeah, okay, that's enough.

- One more.

- We're good.

- Oh, my God.

We need to get

this party started.

- Ooh! Okay, Julie.

- Hmm?

I got you something.

It's coconut oil.

For lube.

I hear it works just as well

and it makes blow jobs

taste like Almond Joy.

(sighs) Thank God it doesn't

taste like Mounds.

I'd rather eat ten d*cks

than one Mound.

- Mm.

- But thank you. That's so sweet.

- Oh!

- Aw!

- Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

- Me, too.

- Oh, my God!

- You have to text me, like, right away.

Oh, my God, we're gonna be

doing it at the same time.

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