Bewitched Page #3

Thank you.

Look, I've never done this before.

How would you like to be

on a television show?

- Ms...

- Bigelow.

Bigelow?

Isabel Bigelow.

What do you think?

Wanna be a famous actress?

- Me?

- Yeah.

- An actress?

- Yeah.

I can't act.

Anyone can act.

If I can act, you can act.

Amen.

I think those people over there

just finished their plate of hummus.

You might wanna help them

by clearing it. Thank you.

So, Isabel Bigelow,

do you have a job?

- No.

- Are you rich?

Because I am.

I'm extremely wealthy.

Which I'm about to prove to you

by taking care of this bill...

...for two dollars...

...and 31 cents.

- Wow.

- Yeah. "Wow" is right.

I have to remember

to get some money.

Yeah.

So do you wanna be

rich and famous?

I just wanna be normal.

Well, acting is better than normal.

Yeah. You get to pretend

to be normal.

And then if you're good,

you become a big star...

...and guess what happens.

- What?

You snap your fingers and pretty much

anything you want materializes.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

I have that now.

It's what I'm giving up.

Oh, it was lovely to meet you.

You seem very sweet

and unkempt and troubled.

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey. Those are bad things

to say to a person.

Oh, no, they aren't.

I think the fact that you're

a hopeless mess is very refreshing.

It moves me.

- Isabel Bigelow.

- Yes?

I need you.

What did you say?

- I said, I need you.

- You need me?

I need you.

You don't have to come audition.

Just come and show everyone

what you look like when you do it.

Like this?

Uncanny.

- It's identical.

- I told you.

You go, girl!

We would just like you

to read the script.

Start on page 13.

Should be marked there.

Read it?

Okay... Out loud.

Yeah. We want an idea

of what it could sound like.

"Int., honeymoon suite, night...

Dash, night.

Darrin and Samantha are sitting

on the bed."

Someone's not too bright.

Just... Just read the part

that says "Samantha."

"Darrin, I know it's our honeymoon,

but there's something I have to tell you.

I'm a witch."

- I'm not a witch.

- Yeah, exactly.

- No, you're giving it up.

- Who told you?

You're about to. On the next page.

It's Bewitched. The TV show.

We're redoing it.

Oh, I wasrt allowed

to watch Bewitched.

Who wasrt allowed

to watch Bewitched?

- That's great, Jack.

- That's great.

Well, I play a mortal.

And I'm in love with you.

And I don't care that you're a witch.

You don't care?

No? Is that true?

Yes, it is. Yeah.

Now go ahead and read the lines.

I'll read with you.

We'll do it together.

Randall? Where are you?

Yes. Thank you.

This'll be easy.

- Here?

- Yeah.

I'm a witch, Darrin.

A house-haunting, broomstick-flying,

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