Becks Page #5

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nobody knows who Mary is.

Okay, cool. Well, it was nice

to meet you guys.

- Do you want to join us?

- Come on.

We never get to talk

to a real-life rock star.

- Well, I met John Cusack once.

- We know, Mercede.

Sit and have one drink.

It's on me.

Why not?

It was a cabin in the woods,

and I was completely topless.

- You were not topless.

- I was.

Oh, please. Don't tell that

story like you were topless.

I was topless.

I'm sorry, okay, listen,

I don't want to be rude,

but you are

the first real lesbian

we've ever hung out with.

That's not true.

Rachel Rosenblatt was a lesbian.

Rachel wasn't gay.

Her parents were just divorced.

She tried to kiss me

at one of Chip's parties.

So? You made out with

that swan pool toy once!

Three drinks, this one will

make out with anything.

So how do you come up with

the ideas for your songs?

You know,

Elyse is a singer too.

No, no,

karaoke is not singing.

Oh, come on!

You took guitar.

ELYSE:
That was forever ago.

I could give you lessons,

if you want.

Totally!

Elyse, you have to.

No. Thank you,

but I cannot do what you do.

No, it's true, I need

to have an empty stomach.

ANN:
Rise and shine.

What... is happening?

It's Sunday morning.

Church is happening.

- Jesus Christ!

- That's right.

If you declare with your mouth

that Jesus is Lord

and believe in your heart that

God raised him from the dead,

you will be saved.

I found this dress

in your sister's old stuff

and had it dry-cleaned.

Here, it should fit you.

Oh. I'm Jewish now.

This dress made me Jewish.

Come on.

You're living here rent-free.

The least you can do

is accompany me to church.

- Upsy-daisy.

- Mom, okay, going.

I'm going, but I'm not

wearing this dress.

But now I'm found

Was blind

But now I see

Hey, where are you going?

We've been here

for over an hour.

I think I've paid my rent.

Hello.

Hi. Is this Beck?

Uh, yeah.

It's Elyse from Fleur de Lis

and the show.

Oh, hey, dude, what's up?

How'd you get this number?

From your flyer.

Oh, right.

That's actually

why I'm calling.

I thought about it,

and, well, I have some time,

and I just thought

that maybe...

Oh, yeah, you want

to take guitar lessons?

I mean, if you don't want to,

I completely...

No, yes, yes, awesome.

Absolutely.

Huh.

Good for you.

A mortgage brochure.

Wow. This place is great.

Thanks. My mom decorated,

so it's kinda

more her style than mine.

Well, it's a lot bigger

and better than my no house.

I guess.

So this is where

Mitch the B*tch lives.

Is that really

what everyone called him?

Never to his face.

Wait. He's not here, is he?

- Oh, no, he's at work.

- Oh.

What does he do

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