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- Did you now?

Yeah. I'll take your bag in.

- Come on in.

- Hello, Mrs. Stillwell.

I'm just as pretty and

talented as the girls who win.

The problem is my outfits.

So you won. Isn't that nice?

The title, no.

My outfit won, Grandma!

Yes, but I was wearing it.

Isn't that nice?

I can pay you $25 for each dress.

Oh, my, look at you.

I can also get you certain

supermarket clearance items.

You just worry about paying

for the fabric.

How come you're being so nice to me?

You hardly know me.

Must be your looks.

It's hard to say no to someone

as beautiful as you.

You go wash up for dinner.

- How much time do we have?

- The show starts in 20 minutes.

I wish we could watch it at my place.

- But you don't have a TV.

- I know.

Come on. It'll be fine.

Where do we stop next?

The Millers, then the Stewarts.

Then the fashion complex.

- They're just two seconds from my house.

- Just two seconds.

All right.

The Miss American Miss contest

is not gonna start without me!

Come on, Ruby. Come on.

- Mona?

- Come on. It's okay.

All I'm saying is you got to get out

of that chair and find a job.

I'm working on this here motor!

- What smells?

- What doesn't?

You've been working

on that thing for two years!

I'd be done

if you'd stay off my ass!

Get the money box.

Hold on. Wait!

- Wow. You've got a lot.

- Yeah, I know. We're gonna need it.

I've got my booklets.

I've got the clippings.

Come on. Let's go.

Hurry up. What are you doing?

We're going to miss the opening.

Okay, let's go.

And here they are, the beautiful

1986 Miss American Miss contestants.

And here they are, the beautiful

1986 Miss American Miss contestants.

Where are my cigarettes?

- Here. I made these for us.

- Thanks.

I just bought a pack of smokes.

Damn it!

I cannot watch this beauty crap.

I do not know where

your damn cigarettes are.

From the great state of Texas,

we have Pam Seal.

You wouldn't know it,

but this blond beauty is a bronc rider.

She can tame a wild beast,

and she can treat them.

She's studying to be a vet

at Lubbock State.

Miss New Mexico,

Lucy Ann Miranda.

Lucy's hobbies are

aerobics and spelunking.

But she gets her greatest rewards

from working with the terminally ill.

- Would you turn that down?

- She says it makes her feel alive.

Virginia Sue Walker, Miss Florida.

Virginia, or Ginny Sue

as she likes to be called...

loves to scuba dive.

The second runner-up

is Miss North Carolina...

Cheryl Lynn Kennan!

Our first runner-up...

If Miss Nevada's first runner-up,

Miss Texas has got it.

Miss Nevada, Michelle Willis.

This makes our 1992

Miss American Miss...

Miss Texas, Mindy Jo Gilbert!

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