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Synopsis: Derek and his friends must investigate the missing people in a small village. Then they find out its human formed aliens that are really big headed monsters that used all the people in the small village into their snack burgers. Now, Derek must save the day and the world with his chainsaw before the meat eaters strikes the whole planet. Will Derek kill all the aliens?
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Peter Jackson
Production: WingNut Films
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
68%
NOT RATED
Year:
1987
91 min
400 Views


Oh, bugger it!

Well, looks as if it's time|for the old count of ten.

One...

Two...

Three...

Six...

Seven, eight...

Nine...

Ten.

Derek!

Derek!

Derek!

Come in, Derek!

What?

Oh, jeez!

Oh, I should have expected that.

- Derek!|- All right!

Quickly, Derek!

Come on!

Jeez, Barry, you've got|awful timing. What?

Just listen to me.|You've got to get out of there fast!

Five of those blue-shirted freaks|are coming up.

They heard their mate screaming.

Get out of there fast, Derek.

I can't do that.|I'm a Derek.

Dereks don't run.

Well, get up a tree or something.

Yeah, look, don't worry.|I've taken precautions.

Oh, sh*t!

Sh*t!

Bastards!

Eat lead, sucker!

Mummy!

I think this is going a little bit|over the top, Ozzy.

Nah, this'll do the trick.|Nobody'll be coming up this road.

But the nearest nuclear|reactor's in America.

But it could have been an explosion on|one of those Springbok warships.

Frank!|Ozzy!

Frank! Ozzy!|Come in!

Yeah, what is it, Barry?

Jeez, you guys,|we're in trouble this time.

It's really hit the fan.

Derek's wiped out|five of these alien jokers.

The place is like a bloody abattoir.

Where's Derek now?

Well, he's...|he's turned his toes up, guys.

Took a dive off the bloody cliff.

He's popped his rivets.

Poor Derek!

Who's going to look after|his aviary now?

Yeah, birds were the only thing|he could relate to.

Right, we'll be there|in about fifteen minutes.

No, I think it'll be best|if you stay where you are.

Just get the car off the road|until I call you back.

I'm going to head off in the direction|that alien joker was going...

when me and Derek caught him.

He must have been going|somewhere.

They've probably got a base|up there or something.

They don't need a base.|They beam down from their spaceship.

Well, maybe they haven't seen|Star Trek, Ozzy.

Come on!

Sh*t!

Bye, bye!

That's my overtime up to date.|Here, do you want to do yours?

Hey, Frank!

Yeah, what is it, Barry?

Where exactly are you two?

About five miles from Kaihoro.

Yeah, well, just stay put.

I think I might have spotted something|and I'm moving in closer.

Finished, Oz?

Oh, sh*t!

Your phone...|Could I use your phone?

I was just... I was...

We've got trouble.

Good one!

Right, we're on our way.

I suppose you're wondering|why you're soaking...

in Reg's eleven|secret herbs and spices.

Tomorrow we're having you|for lunch.

You are the exotic|new taste sensation.

Human flesh is it!

You're going to be the first bit of meat|that we've had a chance...

to get our teeth into|since we arrived.

So we're going to treat ourselves|to a feast...

with you as the main course.

It's quite an honour really.

We'd better leave|so he can get some sleep.

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Peter Jackson

Sir Peter Robert Jackson (born 31 October 1961) is a New Zealand film director, screenwriter and film producer. He is best known as the director, writer, and producer of The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001–03) and The Hobbit trilogy (2012–14), both of which are adapted from the novels of the same name by J. R. R. Tolkien. Other films include the critically lauded drama Heavenly Creatures (1994), the mockumentary film Forgotten Silver (1995), the horror comedy The Frighteners (1996), the epic monster remake film King Kong (2005), and the supernatural drama film The Lovely Bones (2009). He produced District 9 (2009), The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn (2011), West of Memphis (2012) and Mortal Engines (2018). Jackson began his career with the "splatstick" horror comedy Bad Taste (1987) and the black comedy Meet the Feebles (1989) before filming the zombie comedy Braindead (1992). He shared a nomination for Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay with his partner Fran Walsh for Heavenly Creatures, which brought him to mainstream prominence in the film industry. Jackson has been awarded three Academy Awards in his career, including the award for Best Director in 2004. He has also received a Golden Globe, four Saturn Awards and three BAFTAs amongst others. His production company is Wingnut Films, and his most regular collaborators are co-writers and producers Walsh and Philippa Boyens. Jackson was made a Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit in 2002. He was later knighted (as a Knight Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit) by Anand Satyanand, the Governor-General of New Zealand, at a ceremony in Wellington in April 2010. In December 2014, Jackson was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. more…

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