
Bad Taste
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- 1987
- 91 min
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(0.00 / 0 votes)Hell, well, look.|Don't go near him.
- It's a little late for that, Frank.|- What?
It wasn't me.
Barry shot his head off.|He had the magnum.
I knew it was a mistake|to issue weapons.
We're a government department,|not a para-military unit.
The Astro-Investigation|and Defence Service.
Wish they change that name!
Due to the potentially|dangerous hazards involved...
All right, at least you managed|to convince the minister.
Aren't you interested|in this joker we caught then?
- Course we are, Derek.|- Right.
Stay where you are and I'll give you|an eye-witness description...
of this inter-galactic wanker.
Well, I would describe him|as sort of human-shaped.
He's got jeans|and a blue shirt on.
Christ, he's nabbed|a bloody farmer!
Yeah, but there's something|strange about him though.
Like he's got a screw loose|or something.
It is a bloody farmer!
Is this another false alarm like the|Manners Street Invasion Alert?
How do you explain the disappearance|of an entire township then, Frank?
The Kiwi Jonestown,|of course, that's it.
Drinking beer laced with cyanide|from little polystyrene cups.
Yeah, yeah, OK.|Derek, just do me one favour.
What?
Try not to make him extinct|before we get there. Out!
Christ, what a dork!|How the hell did he get in this team?
Well, this has buggered your plans|for conquering the universe?
My friend, the astro-bastard.|Time for talkies.
By the time my colleagues|get here...
I want to have you babbling|in some extra-terrestrial language.
Now, in case you don't want|to do what you're told...
I could always encourage you|by hammering this cold steel...
into your fibula.
It'll sure poke a nasty hole|in your marrow, mate.
We'll get the old ball rolling?
Now, what are you dirty hooers|doing on my planet?
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