Bad News Bears Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2005
- 113 min
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There's too many gnats out here.
Give me a ball.
What the hell is that,
a baggie full of bacon?
- I'm on Atkins.
- What?
I have to eat all the time
to keep my metabolism up
so my body becomes
a fat-burning machine
so a**holes like you
don't give me sh*t all the time!
Easy, sport.
All right, get ready. It's coming at you.
You might want to back up.
Guys, it's a bunt.
going to hit it out here.
Yeah. Engelberg, that's a bunt, bud.
You're supposed to pick it up,
throw the guy out at first base, okay?
Here we go again,
picking on the fat kid.
There's laws against this, you know.
Harassment!
You better shut up before I tell
somebody you touched my pecker.
Engelberg, will you throw
the goddamn ball already?
Okay, listen up.
Listen very carefully.
Rule number one:
Don't mess with the Cadillac.
Calm down,
it's a piece of crap anyway.
For your information, it's a classic.
And I got half a mind to find your old
man and kick him in the nuts so hard
he can never foul the earth
with another little sh*t like you.
So you keep your trap shut, okay?
We're gonna get laughed at. We only
have a week till the season starts.
This game is about a lot more
than talent, son, believe me.
I'll say. I left more talent floating
in the shitter this morning
than all you retarded
jerk-offs put together.
You got a problem, dingleberry?
Give me a few minutes,
I'll squeeze out a new coach too.
I'll teach you, you little short kid!
- Jesus.
- I'll teach you to mess with me.
Does your mama change
your underwear too, you little girl?
I'm out there with the kids for nothing.
And I'm getting very tired
to parents who drop the kid off at 4:00,
call me at midnight wondering
why he's so pissed off.
- Ray, you got a minute...?
- I want to say to them, "I'm not
your babysitter. I'm your coach."
Oh, yeah.
Mr. Bill Deaver.
Hey, just checking in.
Just checking in. Listen, Ray,
I wanted to see
if maybe Jake could get a little
more playing time this season.
He's been working hard.
It would really mean a lot to him.
Yeah, sure.
- Why not?
- Really? Well, great.
Thanks a lot, Ray.
Guys.
You know, I spoke to your boy.
You know what he said to me?
- What?
- He said all that matters to him
is that we win.
a little game time.
- Really?
- Yeah.
He's a hell of a team player.
Thanks, Ray. I appreciate it.
That's the kind of
horseshit I'm talking about.
- Exactly.
- Unbelievable.
Hey, Buttermaker, you made it.
And you brought...
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