Attack of the Killer Donuts Page #2

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and today is my cheat day.

We'll be happy to take

care of that for you.

Oh, great.

Here comes trouble.

Oh no.

I'm here for the device.

Uncle Luther. I am working.

Where is it?

I don't want to use salty

language in front of the lady.

Oh my.

I told you not to come back.

I'm here to speak with my nephew.

And I said get out.

I don't want your kind in my

classy eating establishment.

Yeah, this place screams class.

Cliff, Luther is my uncle. He's one of

the few paying customers we have.

And I told you not to let

him back into my store.

- It's mine.

- Get! What are you doing?

- Get out.

- Help me.

You ruffian. Help. Police.

Help me.

Johnny. Michelle.

You ruffian

Nope. Are you?

I'm good.

- You bastard.

- Help me.

Johnny. Police. Help. Police.

It's mine.

You two are useless.

I get assaulted, and you sit

there and you do nothing.

Someone has to watch

the fryer at all times.

Rule number three in the Dandy Donut

safety manual.

Just gonna put that back, huh?

I'll be in my office.

I'm not hungry.

But it's doughnuts.

It's free doughnuts.

You know I don't take freebies Fred.

Come on, you just gotta

lighten up just a little bit, uh?

What about the perp?

Don't mind me.

I'll wait here.

Free doughnuts!

Are my doughnuts ready dear?

Here you go. A dozen for the waist.

I only asked for one.

Go for it. You earned it.

It's your cheat day.

Oh well, if you insist.

Thanks kids.

Excuse me officers.

Excuse me.

Good evening officers.

What's up kids?

Ah, we have a fresh batch of glazed.

Ah, we can't wait,

we got a perp in the car.

You better hurry. This man

wants some doughnuts.

How about a cup of fresh coffee?

Ah. Actually, you know what. We'll

just settle for a cup of yours.

Good one.

I tell you what. It's on the house.

I like your style kid.

Blue Light special?

Now that's funny.

I can't believe you like our coffee.

Ah. I don't really.

It just keeps me regular.

Anything for Shady Grove's finest.

- Ah, thank you.

- Thank you.

You have a free box of glazed.

My favorite kind.

Thanks kids.

Have a good evening kids.

See ya.

Bye.

Did you miss us?

Oh. Doughnuts.

Can I get one?

Oh shut up. There's no eating in the car.

Woah woah woah. You're not

going to let me have a doughnut?

No crumbs in the seat.

Come on. can I get a doughnut?

- No.

- Please.

You're not gonna let him have a doughnut?

Alright. Fine. We've broken all the

rules today, why stop now?

- It's your lucky day.

- Nice. That looks good.

My ass is kicking in.

Damn, he was hungry.

Whiskers Mcfur.

We've been waiting for this all week.

Come to mama boys.

Man, you look terrible.

I'm not feel'n too good.

Hey look. If you hurl in this car,

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