Ask Me Anything Page #2
to talk about yourself.
What's your favourite number?
69.
Sometimes 96.
Have you ever kissed someone
and regretted it?
Yes. Tom Lovelace,
who was 16 when I was 11.
My fist tongue kiss.
It felt like a worm.
I want it all to end
Being loved by you
Hold me now
Make it stop
The butterflies
won't go away
Do you believe in the horoscope?
No. Sagittarians never do.
I am lost
Make me found
Stop right there!
Don't even put it up.
Have I got the girl for you?
Is that so?
Come in.
What happened to Jonas?
I bought him out,
lock stock and barrel.
You have so many more books.
I used to buy my dad
his birthday and
Christmas presents here.
He's a sports writer.
Well, he used to be.
Now he just drinks.
Sam Johnson's Book Shop.
Nice to meet you, Sam.
No, I'm not Sam.
He died a long time ago.
first great English dictionary.
Is he your hero?
Among many.
Are you a lover of books?
I could be.
Glenn Warburg.
Katie Kampenfelt.
Three days a week, $12 an hour.
Wow!
And it's butt-easy.
All I have to do
is help customers
while Glenn runs
the online business.
Sweetie, I got to hand it
to you, that was fast.
You did it.
Yup, I am indeed impressive.
Does Glenn have a last name?
Warburg.
Is he married?
Why? You think
he only hired me
so he could have
sexual intercourse with me?
It crossed my mind.
Your moustache is heinous.
I've only been blogging
for 16 days,
and 500 discreet visitors a day.
that people use to find me
are "high school," "college,"
"blond," "sex," and "oral sex,"
which means many of you
are lonely, disgusting pigs.
I also know a lot of you
are just normal people
who want to read the true-life
confessions of a tee...
What?
It's me.
Come in.
Boyfriend invasion.
Stand by.
I thought you had band practice.
Casey had a midterm.
You know, Wong,
I don't know which is worse.
Watching you eat
or watching you at work.
I'm perfectly able to do anything I want...
None of you care that I cheat on Rory,
but for some reason you hate
that it's with an older guy
who has a girlfriend.
Well, I had no clue
about Martina
Dan and I fooled around,
in a bathroom drawer.
By then it was too late.
I was in it.
Hold on...
Oh, God.
Oh, wow, you're so hot.
Oh, God, I love you.
Oh, God. Oh!
Oh, God... Ah!
Oh!
I think I just came.
Was I supposed to pull out?
Six o'clock.
Hey, so it is.
$288 cash with a two-dollar bill
for good luck.
Good first week?
Amazing.
Changed and Who Is Dead.
Thank you
for the recommendation.
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