Anonymous 616 Page #2

---

her and it's got a picture

of a sold house on it and

it says, "If you liked it..."

"If you liked it you

should've put a ring on it."

(laughs)

I mean, for me it was

love at first sight.

And for me it was love at...

About the 10th sight?

(laughs)

I wanna see your ring.

Sure.

Ooh, well done, Eric.

Thank you.

We'll be married end of next year.

Oh, congratulations!

That's really great, man.

Thank you, thank you.

You know what the best part is...

She's got a 12-year-old

daughter named Emily.

So we're gonna be like a real family.

Oh, that's awesome, I'm

so happy for you, guys.

[Eric and Monica] Thank you.

Where's the kiddo now?

Oh, she's in her room,

watching all of the

Lord of the Rings films.

It's her birthday tomorrow.

Nice.

(doorbell rings)

Ooh!

That must be the Chinese food!

[Jenna] Yay!

[Jenna] This smells so amazing.

[Eric] Guys, this is Emily.

[Emily] Hi, everyone.

[Jenna] Hi, Emily.

- Hi, mom.

- Aw, you're so adorable!

[Monica] And some veggies, please.

So, Emily, how is the movie?

Oh, TD!

I'm doing a Lord of the Rings marathon.

TD means To Die.

Yeah, I know, trust me.

[Jenna] Oh, you do?

(chuckles)

How is the new tablet working

out with the headphones?

Oh, great.

[Eric] Excellent.

This is for you.

You want some of this?

Uh-huh.

(creepy music)

[Eric] How about some chicken?

Yeah.

And veggies, please.

[Eric] All right, Mom

says you gotta have veggies.

Throw some of those on your plate.

Okay, okay.

(chuckles)

[Jason] Is that dead fish?

(laughs)

(rumbling)

(mellow music)

[Jason] Light it up.

Don't be stingy.

(chuckles)

I'm so glad you guys could make it.

It's about time, right?

It is.

Like it?

Oh, man, that's some

good sh*t right there!

Nothing like that over in Iraq.

[Eric] No? What do they deal over there?

Mainly weapons.

I mean, they have some weed,

heroin and amphetamines,

but let me tell you, they

ain't got weed like that!

More drugs, less guns, I say.

[Jenna] Good.

I mean, really...

Look at this room, okay?

We've got four completely

different human beings,

but we all get along.

You know, we got the crazy military guy

who's braver than any

son-of-a-b*tch I've ever met.

We've got the lovely and

caring kindergarten teacher

shaping the future of this nation.

We've got my sexy

receptionist-artist soon-to-be wife,

who couldn't hurt a fly.

And, you know, you got the a**hole.

(laughs)

Legit, you guys are here,

but I'm already thinking

about my next deal.

You know...

But the fact is we all get along.

And I just don't understand why the

world can't just get along like that.

Oh, you guys know, it's because

of the different ideologies, man.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes