Animals United Page #2

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Now that you mention it,

my throat does feel rather dry.

Oh, without water we're lost!

And without water we'll die!

My stress levels are through the roof.

I'm having an anxiety attack!

- (ANGIE CLEARS HER THROAT)

- I'll shut up.

Well, l'll just consult with the oracle.

An oracle consult? This could be good!

O mighty oracle.

We humbly seek your advice in this time

of great fear and uncertainty.

Tell us, when will the water come?

I would advise you now, more than ever,

to keep the oracle in good humour.

- (CHOMPlNG AND GULPlNG)

- Aw...

That tree trunk just ate

our last bunch of bananas.

(TREE) Harrumph. The water will come...

when it comes, l suppose.

- The water's coming?

- The cup falls down the well until it breaks.

What in the world

is that supposed to mean?

Please, Billy,

you're insulting the oracle!

If the water doesn't come,

we have to find it!

Not stand here talking to a dried-up tree!

Did you just call me a dried-up tree?

That guy has got some nerve! Loser!

You offended the oracle!

It won't speak to us any more.

That was slick, loser!

Hey! My dad's no loser!

Humph!

(CLEARS THROAT) Comrades.

Each one of us 'as tragically lost

their 'ome, their friends, their family!

Stolen from under our noses!

And now, comrades,

we will find ourselves a new place to live.

One where there is no place for man.

Blaah!

Spoken with conviction.

(BUBBLING)

Heads up, folks!

(FARTS)

Now, that's some stress hormone.

We 'ave all crossed the Seven Seas

in nothing more than a rusty bathtub.

We 'ave weathered

the most terrible storms...

- (FARTlNG)

- (HE SNlFFS)... and evil of winds.

We are so close to our goal! Allons!

(SMlLEY) Raaaah!

# You put your right foot in

You put your right foot out

# You put your right foot in

And you shake it all about

# You do the hokey-pokey

And you turn yourself around

# That's what it's all about

(Left foot!)

# You put your left foot in...

Euh! Beyond those rocks,

my friends, lies paradise.

We are now ever so close

to reaching our goal!

# You do the hokey-pokey

And you turn yourself around

# That's what it's all about #

(JUNlOR)

My dad is the best dad in the world.

He is gonna bring us water

from the water hole!

He'll fight the rhinos, kick the buffalo

and chase away the elephants.

- Whoa, dream on!

- (BOTH LAUGH)

- Your dad's a zero. Get real!

- Hmm?

- And not to mention...

- Mention what?

Hmm?

All other meerkats have

a light coat except for him.

I guess my dad's just one of a kind!

(BlLLY) Note to self: Get water.

Piece of cake.

First shoo the buffalo away,

then fight off the rhinos

and then stop the elephants

from drinking us dry!

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