Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging

Synopsis: Angus the fluffy cat retains its dignity even in a crazy Eastbourne family, unlike them. Eldest daughter Georgia is completely besotted with 'Stiff Dylans' band hottie Robbie, who just moved in from London and helps run an organic groceries shop with his brother Tom, whom her best friend Jas has the hots for. Peter Dyer calls Georgia his best ever kissing-course pupil, but she ignores him and later the brothers' other classmate Dave the Laugh. Robbie was considering to dump haughty Lindsay, but reconsiders given the immature brat's apparent cruelty. Thus manipulative Georgia keeps changing her mind about a grand birthday party and her father's career opportunities as engineer in New Zealand, while mother seems to flirt with hunky interior decorator Jem.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Gurinder Chadha
Production: Nickelodeon Movies
  3 wins & 1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
100 min

- Okay, now get this one.

Boys are such a mystery.

- Yeah, how was that?

- Oi, Nicolson! Watch it.

The Bummer Twins

are the school bullies.

- Twice as mean.

- What?

Twice as mingy.

Lindsay "Slag" Marling

from the year above.

She really is Miss Slag of the Century.

And where did she get

those bazoomas?

How did they grow that fast?

Two minutes to lessons, children.

Let's not start the term

with a detention, Nicolson.

Our headmistress, Slim,

likes to oppress me,

'cause I caught her once

with her skirt in her knickers.

I laughed so much I nearly fainted.

- Hey, guys!

- Luckily I've got my Ace Gang

to fill in the long hours

before we get released.

- Christmas tree.

- D.J.

Ellen, Rosie, Jas and moi.

Now, when your hands are numb you lift

them up to your bazoomas and press.

See? It feels like someone else

is touching them,

not your own hands, right?

- Wow. Freakilicious.

- Oh, I could get used to this.

I don't think we should be doing this.

It's kind of lesbiany.

Well, you asked me

what it was like to be felt up.

So, what's the best thing

about having a boyfriend then?

It just feels really natural.

You know, really grown up.

And the snogging is wicked.

Sven uses varying pressure.

That's what foreign boys do.

My parents snog occasionally.

Even at their age.


Seeing old people over the age of 30

snogging is just horrific.

Of all of the boys I've ever snogged,

Sven is definitely the best.

'Cause he's emotional.

Where have you got to

on the snogging scale?


Jas and I invented a snogging scale.

The Ten Stages of Snogging.

- You're mad.

- No. It's scientific.

- How would you know anything about it?

- Please.

- Who got 82% in Bio?

- True.

We cut out all the letters about kissing

from the problem pages

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Gurinder Chadha

Gurinder Chadha, (born 10 January 1960) is an English film director of Kenyan Asian origin. Most of her films explore the lives of Indians living in England. This common theme among her work showcases the trials of Indian women living in England and how they must reconcile their converging traditional and modern cultures. Although many of her films seem like simple quirky comedies about Indian women, they actually address many social and emotional issues, especially ones faced by immigrants caught between two worlds. Much of her work also consists of adaptations from book to film, but with a different flare. She is best known for the hit films Bhaji on the Beach (1993), Bend It Like Beckham (2002), Bride and Prejudice (2004), Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008), and the comedy film It's a Wonderful Afterlife (2010). Her latest feature is the partition drama Viceroy's House (2017). more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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