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of every girls' magazine.
holding hands.
Two, arms around waist.
Three, good night kiss.
Four, kiss lasting over three minutes
without breath.
- Five, open mouth kissing.
- Number six, tongues.
Oh, my God.
Seven, upper body fondling outdoors.
Eight... Oh, my God.
I've gone all jelloid.
- Who are those fitties?
- They're well beyond fit, they're lush.
They are sex gods.
- They must be newbies.
- Ace Gang, it's boy-stalking time.
Ladies?
- They have mushy peas and chips.
- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
I want them!
You're here. You're late. Get changed.
We're going on a family outing.
- Do we have to?
- What do you mean, do we have to?
You used to love doing things
with the family.
Georgia, don't start, not tonight.
We're going to the Bonker's Buffet
and your granddad's coming as well.
Oh, look out.
Oh, no.
They're Granddad's teeth.
Granddad's teeth.
So, the sex gods are twins.
- C'est magnifique.
- Marvy.
- But they're not identical.
- Obviously, Jas.
Jackie's got Geography
with the one called Tom.
She says he just moved here
from London.
London! I knew they were cosmopolitan.
Apparently their family just opened
an organic shop on the high street.
Dishy and nutritious.
So, G, Tom or Robbie?
Which brother do you want?
- What about me?
- El, we saw them first.
That's not fair!
Ellen, you have to be emotionally
sorted to be ready for a boyfriend.
Jas and I are there.
We even devised a snogging scale.
That proves it.
We have to know ourselves,
to see how boys see us.
Can you handle that?
Okay, so it's time for the
Physical Attractiveness Test.
Finished.
You lot are so sweet.
I got mostly eights for everything.
- So did I.
- Me, too.
Hey, who gave me a four for my nose?
And look. Someone else
gave my mouth a six and one third.
What's wrong with my mouth?
We've only gone over the plan
a gazillion times.
You don't need to have a breakdown.
Just stick to your lines and we'll be fine.
Okay. How's my hair?
Very Keira Knightley.
Just get in there, you minger.
Remember, lower your voice
so you sound sexier.
Okay.
- Hi there, how are you?
- Oh, fine, thanks.
- Can I get some onions please?
- Onions. Red ones?
- Yeah.
- How many?
Just a pound, please.
- A pound.
- Yeah.
- These are nice ones, these are.
- Great.
What are you doing?
Jas? Hey, Jas. Quelle surprise.
What a shock to see you here.
I want this brother.
That's fine.
Just stop playing with your hair.
How nice to see you, Georgia. I was just
picking up some onions for my mum.
Well, you know your onions,
don't you, Jas?
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