Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Page #2

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Shoulders to the left,

shoulders to the right.

Tail in, tail out.

Ah. While we're young, Simon.

Loosen the grip,

loosen the grip.

Not too loose,

not too loose, Simon.

Any day, now.

And...

my concentration is broken.

Now I have to start all over.

Oh, great!

Let's start this

charade again.

THEODORE:
Oh, come on!

This isn't the PGA Tour,

Simon.

Exactly. But this

is what it's all about.

Just 4 dudes

playing some golf.

Actually, that reminds me,

uh...

I invited a friend to join us.

Oh, is this

the famous Samantha

we've been hearing

so much about?

It is.

SIMON:
David!

Ooh la la. (KISSING)

(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)

Dave and Samantha

sittin' in a tree...

Very funny, guys.

Anyway, it's starting to feel

kind of serious, so...

I thought an introduction

would be nice.

You must really

like this girl, Dave.

I do,

and I hope you guys do, too.

Yeah. Any girlfriend of yours

is a girlfriend of ours.

That sounded

way less weird in my head.

You think?

(PHONE BEEPS)

She's here.

How do I look?

Well, uh...

You know? Looks. (CHUCKLES)

Alvin! This is no time

for honesty.

THEODORE:
You look great,

Dave.

That sweater makes you look

like a cozy grandpa.

Thanks, Theodore.

Okay, where was I?

Shoulders up, shoulders down.

Oh, brother.

Hit the ball, already!

Okay!

SIMON:
(GASPS)

Look at it soar!

Follow me, come on guys!

ALVIN:
WOW.

Awesome!

Come on!

(THEODORE LAUGHS)

ALVIN:
Follow the ball!

Through the mouth!

THEODORE:
Open wide!

Whoo-hoo!

SIMON:
Hurry up!

(ALVIN SHOUTS)

Hurry, Theodore!

I'm going as fast as I can!

SIMON:
Turn, turn!

My wind calculations

were accurate!

Come On, guys!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

It's a hole-in...

(SHOUTING) No! Why?

Excuse me,

that's my brother's ball.

Oh, uh, this ball?

No, no, this is my ball.

What? I just hit

that beautiful shot.

Tell you what,

let's compromise,

and we'll call it...

no one's ball.

ALVIN:
Hey!

I'm warning you.

You mess with one of us,

you mess with all of us.

Yeah!

Aw.

I'm terrified.

(MOCKINGLY) Ah!

What, what? Ouch! Wait!

What are you gonna do?

We will continue this

conversation when I'm back.

MAN:
Hey, dude,

it's your turn.

Oh, yeah.

Whatever!

I don't even need that ball!

Si's right,

you're not worth it!

Yeah!

SIMON:
Oh, Dave,

thank goodness.

ALVIN:
Hey, Dave.

Hey, guys. This is Samantha.

Sam, these are my boys.

Hi.

Hi.

That's Theodore.

He might be the smallest,

but he's got

the biggest heart.

Hi.

Ooh, we've heard

a lot about you.

Enchant.

(LAUGHS) I can tell

that you're trouble.

If by "trouble,"

you mean "irresistible,"

then guilty as charged.

Alvin, of course.

And there's Simon.

So, you're a doctor?

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