All The Boys Love Mandy Lane Page #3

You totally corrupted her, Jake.

(unzips fly)

(horn blares)

What the hell's going on back there?

There is no f***ing way

I am taking my car in there.

My dad will kill me if I scratch it.

(Red) It's cool.

There's room in here. Sit on laps.

Uh, I'd like to walk.

You guys are not walking.

It's another mile to the ranch.

Are you kidding?

F*** that. I am not walking.

OK.

I'm game.

I'll send the ranch hand

back down for y'all.

And there won't be much time

for walking,

or, uh... anything else, Bird.

I guess they'll be talking

when we get back.

Talking?

About us.

You know we're all trying

to get you, right?

Get me?

Get with you.

Look, here's the deal.

I'm not like the other guys.

I mean, I love 'em.

They're my boys an' all,

but... I'm just not like them.

I have respect for the woman.

I can see that.

Can I hold your hand?

Can I kiss you?

It's just a kiss.

Hey. Don't mean to disturb y'all,

but Red asked me to circle round

and bring you up to the house.

I'm Garth.

Mandy Lane.

And I think we should get going.

Alright, hop in.

Hold on.

Pull!

(gunshot)

Oh, yeah!

Thanks.

(whoops)

Welcome to paradise, dudes! Yeah!

(girl) Hi, Mandy.

(Marlin) Don't worry.

I'm not planning on sleeping in here.

- You're not?

- Please!

I'm gonna sleep in a room

with a boy in it, thank you.

Maybe go visit Garth,

the cowboy babe.

The ranch hand?

- Like you didn't notice.

- (phone beeps)

This useless piece of sh*t!

Let's go.

It's time to get you ladies wet.

Meet us at the lake.

- (Bird) Sure you don't want company?

- Like you could keep up.

(she breathes hard)

(laughter)

You b*tch!

(laughter)

- (Jake) Nice, nice, nice!

- (Red) Mandy!

Come on in, the water's good.

Get in!

Sh*t!

Jesus.

Damn!

(whoops)

Oh, my! I'm gonna say it, man!

Mandy, I love you!

I love everything about you.

- Your aunt and your cousin Jen.

- (laughter)

(Jake) Come here, baby.

- Come here, baby.

- I love it.

Jake!

- He got it!

- (yelling)

Hey!

- Give 'em to me!

- (Jake) And she's naked.

Jake! Damn it!

(laughter)

Jake! Jake! No!

(gunshot)

Sh*t!

Nice shot, man.

Jesus!

Throw a few rocks before you go

swimming. Give the snakes fair warning.

Good Lord, Garth! Goddamn!

Thanks, dude.

Thank you.

Now I could really use a drink.

Thank you.

We got an ace.

(all) Waterfall!

(whooping / laughter)

(splutters)

(exhales)

It's your turn, Red.

Thank you.

Truth or dare?

Truth or dare?

Dare.

Go out to the barn

and, uh... suck off the horse.

(laughter)

You are such a sick little f***.

We agreed an R rating, remember?

That's triple X. That's creepy.

(Jake) You're drunk!

(Marlin) I get to go.

Truth or dare?

- (laughter)

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