All of My Heart Page #2

[COUGHS AND SCOFFS]

ISN'T THIS CHARMING?

YEAH, IF YOU'RE

INTO DOILIES.

[STAIRS CREAKING]

OKAY. LOOK, LISTEN.

I DON'T TRUS STAIRS I CAN HEAR.

I CAN ACTUALLY:

TASTE THE DUST.

A FOUR-POSTER BED!

A MAN CAN ONLY TAKE

SO MUCH LACE. [COUGHS]

[GASPING]

[SHE SIGHS DREAMILY]:

OH...

I MEAN, THIS IS JUS SO SPACIOUS AND-AND HOMEY.

NOW, YOU KNOW, ALL YOU SEE

ARE THE SILVER LININGS.

AND ALL YOU SEE:

ARE THE PROBLEMS.

OH! WAIT, WAIT...

BECAUSE THIS HOUSE

HAS TONS OF PROBLEMS--

[BLEATING]

WHOA. BACK UP,

BACK UP.

THAT'S A GOAT.

THAT'S, UH...

VERY CHIVALROUS,

BUT I THINK WE'LL SURVIVE.

SHE WON'T HURT YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT IF IT BITES?

SILVER LININGS ARE FRIENDLY.

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

[SNEEZING]

[GOAT BLEATS]

YOU ALL RIGHT?

WHAT'S THAT?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, NO. APPARENTLY,

I'M ALLERGIC TO GOAT.

THIS HOUSE GETS:

BETTER AND BETTER.

[BRIAN GRUMBLES]: OH, COME

ON!

COME ON.

[WHACK]

THIS IS JUST A LOVELY ROOM.

YEAH! YEAH, IT'S GREAT,

ISN'T IT?

I CAN'T GET CELL PHONE

RECEPTION:

FOR THE LIFE OF ME.

I JUST FEEL LIKE

I BELONG HERE, YOU KNOW?

THAT'S GREAT.

I BELONG IN NEW YORK.

I'M LATE FOR A MEETING.

WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

ABOUT THE HOUSE?

YOU KIDDING ME?

WE'RE GONNA SELL IT.

NO!

NO, NO. PLEASE, PLEASE.

OKAY, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

WHAT IF I BUY YOU OUT?

OKAY, NOT NOW, BU EVENTUALLY.

YOU SEE, I HAVE THIS DREAM

OF OPENING A RESTAURANT.

SO, I-I COULD

REVISE THAT DREAM

AND I COULD TURN THIS PLACE

INTO A BED AND BREAKFAST.

[LAUGHING]

WELL, I HOPE

YOUR BREAKFASTS ARE GREAT,

BECAUSE THIS HOUSE

IS THE PITS.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK

I'M NUTS, BUT...

THIS JUST FEELS LIKE HOME.

PLEASE?

FINE.

I'M SURE YOU LOOK A LO BETTER

IN LACE THAN I WILL.

CAN WE PLEASE GO?

YES! YES. LET'S GO.

SO WE HAVE A DEAL?

YEAH. WE HAVE A DEAL.

[SIGHS HAPPILY]

I'M SO EXCITED!

HURRY UP.

IT'S NOT BRAIN SURGERY.

-YES, CHEF!

-YOU'RE LATE.

HANG UP YOUR COA AND GRAB AN APRON.

NO, CHEF.

CHOP THE RADICCHIO.

YOU CHOP THE RADICCHIO,

CHEF.

WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE,

I'M BUSY WITH THE MAIN

COURSE.

YOUR MUSTARD-CRUSTED SALMON

IS DRY.

I WILL NOT TOLERATE

THIS KIND OF ATTITUDE..

AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOU.

I QUIT. I QUIT.

[QUIETLY]:
WHAT?

[SMACK]

WAIT!

WHAT IS IT?

YOU WANT A RAISE?

NO. I'M MOVING TO BUCKS

COUNTY:

AND I'M OPENING

A BED AND BREAKFAST.

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY

A RESTAURANT.

WELL, IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

SOME B&BS ARE ACTUALLY

KNOWN FOR THEIR FOOD.

A RESTAURANT YOU CAN SLEEP

IN,

HOW QUAINT.

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS

SO HARD ON ME?

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW

TALENTED YOU ARE, JENNY,

AND I ONLY WAN THE BEST FOR YOU.

WELL, YOU COULD'VE SAID THA A LONG TIME AGO.

NO ONE EVER SAID IT TO ME.

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