Alice in Wonderland Page #2

So you think I'm a cheat do you?!

No just deformed.

No man calls me deformed

unless he's certified!

Look! Look... the finishing post!

Who's won?!

Who's won?!

I vouchsafe that everybody won...

and that we must all have prizes.

Who's going to give the prizes?!

Why, Alice of course!

Um...

Ha!

I think it's time we were all in

bed with a cup of hot chocolate.

Indubitably!

Wait.

Where are you all going.

Wait!

Oh the Duchess!

Oh the Duchess!

Oh, my sweet paws. Oh my fur and whiskers!

She'll get me executed as

sure as ferrets are ferrets.

Oh what've you lost, sir?

A pair of white kid gloves and a fan.

Oh... I'll help you find them.

Hm hm, what are you doing here?!

I'm trying to get into the beautiful garden.

Run home and fetch me another

pair of gloves and a fan!

Quick!

He's treating me as if I'm his housemaid!

Frederick Rabbit's house!

He lives very well for a rabbit.

Some of these things must be priceless...

or even more expensive.

It doesn't say "Drink Me" like the other bottle.

I'm sure it'll make something

interesting happen.

I just hope it makes me grow large again.

Err - that's enough!

Oh dear - what am I going to do?!

Oh, dear!

Hm...

It's stuck.

I'll try the back window.

Wah!

Uh - oh...

Pat! Pat!

I'm here, your honour, I'm here.

I was er, out the front digging for apples...

Ah, for sure, it's a dewy dawn when the

larks on the wing and the snail's on the horn.

What? Oh not now, Pat...

just help me out of this.

Alright, come on, up come on.

Lets have you.

Oh, oh no. That won't do the

vegetables any good, your honour.

Why're we growing cucumbers, Pat?

Because they're green, your worship.

I thought so... Now tell me,

Pat, what's that in the window?

Let's have a look. Hang on a sec.

That's an arm your worship!

An arm! Whoever saw an arm that size?

No-one, but sure, it's still an arm.

Well it's no business there... remove it!

Me, your worship?

Yes, you. Are you a coward?

Oh no, not at all...

I might have coward's legs but

the rest of me's brave as a lion.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Well then you do it!

I'm too rich, I can't afford to die.

Will somebody please help me?

I'm stuck!

I'm stuck!

Why won't anyone help

me? I can't do it by myself!

Why do you keep failing

like that. Your honour?

I like it!

- Oh help me up.

- Oh, right so.

Here take me right hand, there we go...

No that... That's me right hand!

Oooo, ooo. Bill!

Hello!

You're needed, lad!

What's the matter, sirs?

The Master's got a terrible case of the 'falls'!

Get a ladder!

Oh! Right.

Now be careful with the ladder, lad

You might... hit... Oh!

Oh...

Sorry sir!

Oh. Put the ladder up against the house.

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