Agatha Raisin and the Quiche of Death


do in The Cotswolds?

Build a home. Fit in. You?

Yes, me.

I've always wanted to live there,

ever since I was a little girl.

I used to go there on holiday.

Won't you get lonely

out in the country?

It's been lonely here.

You'd better come and visit me.


With whoever you're currently dating.

What's his name?

Steven. Steven. Oh, Agatha? What?

Here's a little something

just from me.

Oh, thank you.

And I thought you were being nice.

You'd be lost without a microwave,


Are you Mother's little helper?

No, that's Prozac.

How large is large?

It's large.

That's slightly sweeter.

Did you make it yourself?

Are you sure you're not coming

to the market?

No. I'm feeling a bit peaky

this morning.

Oh, poor darling.

See you later, then. Bye.

How long will she be gone?

Half an hour.

I'll get rid of the dog.

See you later, darling!

Oh, Andy!

Finally, the introduction

of county-wide

controlled village parking zones

are the result of almost two years

of intense debate...

.. I'm miserable now... No!

# Perfect

# It's got to be

# Perfect

# Too many people take second best

# But I won't take anything less

# It's got to be

# Yeah


Oh, charming!

Wednesday's market day.

Must remember that.


Little children.

Oh! In your own time.

Road hog!

Thank you!

You have reached

your destination.




Who are you?!

The police! Turn them off!

Why are you trespassing?

Just turn them off!

Why are you here, anyway?

To welcome you to the village.

If you're the local bobby,

where's the uniform?

My name's Detective Constable

Bill Wong.

I work out of Evesham.

Why the...?

Because it makes me look 30 again.

Does it work? Yes.

I've got a rowing machine

and an exercise bike.

Is this what you're up to tomorrow?

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