Agatha Raisin and the Quiche of Death Page #2

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Just trying to fit in.

Are you going to go now? I am.

Just do what people do

and you'll fit in fine.

Why do you care?

Because I'm being friendly.

It's a friendly village, this.

People are nice to each other.

Is this all your stuff?

Yes. It's like a show home.

Thank you.

Was that an insult?

It looks nice - that's what I meant.

Well, why wouldn't you just say that?

"It looks nice. "

It looks nice. Good.

Goodbye. Right.

Is your wife out tonight, Andy,

or are you just giving the dog

a long walk?

She's doing her amateur dramatics.

Oh, do your Jack Bauer.

Do your Jack Bauer! I love that.

The following takes place

between 10:
42 and 10:45,

on the day of the

Californian Presidential Primary.

I love 24! Ooh! Oh!

Sheila!

I thought you'd finished with her.

Look, love, you're not my wife.

I'm not answerable to you,

so stop spying on me.

I'm going to tell her husband.

Then you'll stop seeing her.

Sheila... And he'll hurt you, Andy.

He'll hurt you badly.

Come on, boy.

Good morning! Nice weather for it.

Yes, it is. It is indeed.

It's beautiful.

Is that all you want?

Yes, thanks.

What type of quiche

are you entering for the competition

this year, Gail?

I thought ricotta cheese and prawn.

Oh. I think that would make me

want to vomit.

Well, I gave it to Sarah Bloxby

last week and she didn't throw up.

So I think I'm in with a better

chance than last year.

I'd love to win.

It's so prestigious.

It's nice weather we're having.

Yes.

Have you got everything you need

there, Mrs. Raisin?

Is it possible

to find a cleaner round here?

Oh, it's very difficult, I'm afraid.

Not your wife? Or your mother,

if she's still active?

No. Let's hope the weather

holds for the weekend.

This quiche competition on Saturday -

do you know who the judge is?

Andy Cummings-Browne.

Ah! And do you have his phone number?

Yes? Hello. I'm calling from the

office of Agatha Raisin... Who?

She's just taken up residence

in Carsely

and would like to arrange

a social visit. Will you be in?

That'll be fine. Many thanks.

Agatha Raisin, new to the village.

I believe my secretary rang ahead.

You've just taken Budgen's cottage?

That's right.

Maybe you can help me.

I was thinking of entering

your Great Quiche competition,

but don't quite know

how to go about it.

Read one of the leaflets.

Good idea! Would you care to join me

for dinner this evening?

You could give me a few hints

on how to do the things

that people do

when they do things around here.

It'll be on me. Do they do food

at the White Horse?

I wouldn't be seen dead

at the White Horse.

They do good food at

the Feathers in Ancombe.

The Feathers it is, then.

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