Addicted to Fresno Page #2

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No, I'm good. I'll get

something on the way.

Okay, if you get hungry there's

some stuff in the freezer.

There's bagel bites, three cheese,

cheese, sausage and pepperoni.

Stop treating me like I'm dad.

Well, you know, someone

had to take care of him.

Look, if you want something else

there's pb & j

or grilled cheese stuff.

I've been here a week.

I know my food options.

Just go to class.

And there's pineapple

and country crock.

Are you sure you're

going to be okay?

Yeah.

Promise you're going

to eat something, right,

- not just smoke?

- Yeah.

Okay.

I'll see you in

a couple of hours.

Have a great meeting.

Hey, shan, I just want to say

that, you know,

I'm hella proud of you

that you're getting

your life back together.

I know you're going to make it.

I mean look at me.

Thanks, dummy.

Okay, see you,

wouldn't want to be you.

I don't mean it.

I'll be back, the Terminator.

I'll be back.

Like, I'm going to come back

after the gym.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Thanks for the text but you were

supposed to call, not come over.

Oh.

Sorry, well,

I'm here now so come on out.

Let's f*** like

horny teenagers.

Come on. Come on.

Uh...

Yeah, no. I can't because I

forgot tonight was date night.

Julie is coming home and we're

going to play "scrabble."

What? God.

- Your wife sucks.

- Yeah, I know.

Everything but your dick.

I stayed in that hotel

room for two weeks

so that my sister wouldn't

know I got kicked out

of rehab for you.

Yeah, I'm the one who

forged the release papers

so the court wouldn't

be all over your ass.

It was the least you could do.

I'm pretty sure

therapists aren't supposed

to f*** their rehab patients.

Therapists are screwed up

people. Everybody knows that.

You're the one who Sharon stoned

me in the office, remember?

- That's hot.

- It was very hot.

"Basic instinct"

is a great movie.

But I can't.

You said when I get back

to my sister's,

we'd be back

on a regular schedule.

I need to get laid.

You know,

I think as your therapist

you should probably go

to a meeting tonight, okay?

I'm wet.

Fine, meetings are

great places to get laid.

Okay, I can f*** you in the car

but I have 10 minutes

and that's it. Let's go.

From your hips. From your hips.

Watch your footwork.

I promise I won't make

you do more.

Okay. Um...

Okay.

Krav Maga.

We have one rule, one rule only.

Never stop fighting!

- Hiya!

- Hiya!

Thank you.

I'm here mondays,

wednesdays, Fridays at 8:00 P.M.,

weekends I'm here at noon.

The rest of the time

I'm studying to become a nun

so don't bother me.

- Hello.

- Hey, Kelly. Great class.

Amazing focus tonight. Really.

I'm totally rethinking my plan

of knifing you in an alley.

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