Addams Family Values Page #2

What do we say?

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Look at you--

all cooped up in this house

with a new baby.

That's not easy,

is it?

No.

Why, I bet sometimes

you wish it was

still just the two of you.

Or less.

Well, don't you worry.

Everything's

going to be just fine.

I love them.

Thing...

Stop that.

He likes you.

Heh heh heh heh.

I'm good with my hands.

What a wonderful family,

although there's one fella

I haven't met yet.

Hi there, mister.

Your nephew?

My brother.

No!

Fester,

come out here.

He's very shy.

Fester, this is miss jellinsky,

our new nanny.

Hello, fester.

These Addams men,

where do you find them?

It has to be damp.

I can't wait.

I'll start first thing

tomorrow.

Why not tonight?

[Morticia]

Good night, Debbie.

Good night!

Scream if you need

anything.

So we've hired

miss jellinsky.

She's a gem,

don't you think?

She's perfect.

Oh, fester,

I'm such a lucky man.

I hope that someday you'll know

the indescribable joy

of having children

and of paying someone else

to raise them.

First wouldn't I

have to get married?

You're just a boy.

There's plenty of time.

You'll meet someone,

someone very special,

someone

who won't press charges.

Oh, I'd like that.

You rascal.

Oh, and what's this?

- Mom.

- Mom.

Tonight on America's

most disgusting unsolved crimes,

we investigate

the case of Ursula...

Carmen...

And Nadine--

three very different women

with one thing in common--

murder!

And they're all

the same woman.

She's known by the police

as the black widow.

She mates,

then she kills.

She investigates

wealthy men,

finding the richest,

loneliest bachelors,

gaining their trust

and their love,

and finally,

she marries them.

Then, on the wedding night,

she kills them.

The deaths

appear accidental.

After the funeral,

she disappears, cash in hand,

but the money

never lasts.

Soon the black widow

is hungry again,

hungry for cash,

hungry for love.

A mistress of disguise,

she's eluded the authorities for years.

Who is she,

and what seemingly innocent pose

will she next assume?

All we can say is...

Bachelors, beware.

We'll be going out

for most of the morning.

All the important numbers--

police, fire department,

morgue.

Fester, come along.

Goodbye, fester.

Say goodbye to Debbie.

[Mumbles nervously]

Have fun!

[Door closes]

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!

Fester Addams. My, my.

Stocks and bonds...

Deeds...

Gold bullion.

[Squeak]

Treasury bills...

Iras.

[Squeak]

What a strange old house.

It's so drafty.

It's really no place

for children.

No place at all.

Hold still,

you little brat.

He's not a brat.

Of course not.

He's an adorable little baby.

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