Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Page #2

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The remnants of plaster on your shoe

pointed to a careless mason.

Your new watch, a quality

forgery of Cartier, was...

...most likely purchased through

the North African black market!

And my work habits?

A workaholic.

The urine stain on your pants...

...would signify that

you're a single-shaker!

Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Brilliant, Mr. Ventura!

Simply brilliant!

Spank you!

Spank you very much!

We've been coexisting quite nicely

with the native cultures...

...for the past 200 years. They're

almost like family at this point.

Are they?

It is imperative that we recover

the sacred animal.

If not, the peaceable

Wachatis will be obliterated.

The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty.

They consider its disappearance

both an insult and a curse.

Do I have something in my teeth?

Cadby!

Lovely brunch, I must say.

Quinn!

I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura.

This is Burton Quinn. He owns

and operates Quinnland Safari Park.

Most call me Quinn.

Say hello, Tinky.

Pleasure, Tinky.

Corvus corax. Common raven.

Smartest of all birds.

Rare in these parts.

Excuse me.

That's quite a wrap you're wearing.

Perhaps I could get you

some fluffy new slippers...

...made from the heads of

innocent and defenseless baby seals!

Who is this ghastly man?

Ace Ventura, pet detective.

You must be...

...the Monopoly Guy!

Thanks for the free parking.

Another activist, Maguire.

Activist, yes.

Activist, yes.

Mr. Ventura...

...there's nothing wrong with

enjoying the fruits of nature.

You should try it some time.

All righty, then.

You know something?

You're right.

"Do not pass go.

Do not collect two hundred dollars."

It's lovely, but I fancy myself

an autumn.

If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura...

...we might make for

the projection room.

Kookie.

I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief

of tribal security in the province.

Please!

Don't...

...get up.

At this point,

we don't have any leads...

...but we've had similar

problems in the past.

Sorry.

This is Derrick McCane...

...spotted several times in the province

in the past year. He makes a living...

...from rare and endangered species.

These two are Australians.

The bald one is Mick Katie.

The other is said to have

been raised by abori...

...aborigines.

The natives call him...

Call him Gahjii...

...the hunter.

Both are known poachers

and have been seen in the area!

This wedding's in four days.

I cannot have bloodshed here!

We're counting on you!

Hi-ho, Silver!

Away!

I've assigned Greenwall to assist you.

Before you go, Mr. Ventura...

...I'd like to show you

something you may enjoy.

As one animal lover to another.

Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?

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