About Last Night... Page #3
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- It's nice, right?
- Very, very.
What else?
Well...
I've wanted to put my
hand here all night.
Then what?
Then I'd probably lean
in, kind of like this.
You don't have to rush off.
Hi.
Hi.
I do, actually.
It's been a slice of heaven,
really, but I have to go home now.
- Let me turn the light on.
- No, no, no! No need to do that.
- Why?
- It's a rule of mine.
You got a lot of rules, lady.
You need this?
There it is, yeah.
Thanks for that.
Should I walk you out?
No, we both know what happened
the last time you did that.
That kind of makes me wanna
walk you out even more, though.
Great. Thanks!
I can't believe I slept
with him on the first date.
It wasn't even your date.
It was mine. Tell me everything.
His eyes, his body, his mouth.
He didn't!
You lucky b*tch!
- Bernie doesn't?
- Of course not.
- Why not?
- Well, you ask him.
Joan, where the bathroom at, baby?
Bernie?
Why don't you like cunnilingus?
I don't even know who the b*tch is.
What are you talking about?
Hey.
I should go in there right now and
force him to wear the thigh muffs.
Yeah.
Just remember, everything is covered
under a full service warranty.
Temperature and cut resistant.
Hey, can I call you
right back? Thanks.
Yo.
Hey. You cover for
me with the Hobbit?
Yeah, I told him you
went to the dentist.
You might want to actually brush
your teeth to make it believable.
That's funny, Danny.
That's real funny.
Hey! Let's start
this day off right.
'Sup, boy?
- I'm shaking your hand.
- Why?
'Cause I'm congratulating you
on growing your dick back.
You banged Debbie, man.
How do you know this?
'Cause she told me after I
banged her this morning.
You see I'm wearing the same stuff.
I'm lying, dude. Your girl,
my girl, they roommates.
- She's not my girl.
- You want her to be your girl.
She's not my girl!
I dare you to look at me with those
little icy, baby blue eyes of yours
and tell me that you don't
want her to be your girl.
I just met her. It was nothing
but about last night.
- Did you text her, Danny?
- I don't have her number.
You're gonna get it. After all that nasty
stuff you did last night, she gonna find you.
Hey, what do you think of her?
You just didn't care and now you
want to know what I think of her?
I think she looks good, I think she's
smart, dude, straight-up wife material.
Or she could be Alison
all over again.
Now, I'm gonna be a good friend and
pretend you didn't just say that.
I'm gonna act like I didn't see you check
your Facebook for friend requests.
Hey, buddies, dudes, compadres.
Bernie, corporate office guys are here.
They did not buy the dentist thing.
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