Abbott and Costello Meet the Keystone Kops
- Year:
- 1955
- 80 min
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to the Bunko Squad.
They won't bother us. I've
got a new deal figured out.
Always a new deal, a new bunch of
suckers and then on the run again.
I can't take it any longer,
Joe.
No more running.
We're going legitimate.
The cops will be glad to hear that, after
they put you away for a long stretch.
The cops will be looking for
Joe Gorman who no longer exists.
Instead,
he will be the famous
European director...
Sergei Toumanoff.
How you gonna do this, with mirrors? No.
Nose job, a moustache, a marcel
toupee, that'll do the business.
Well, what about
the directing?
The only directing you've ever done
was to steer some sucker to his bank.
Look, Leota, in Hollywood it isn't what
you are, it's what they think you are.
a fanfare of publicity...
will roll out the red carpet.
The way you say it,
it sounds wonderful, Joe.
Not my finger.
Hit the head.
Two more suckers.
Hey, just a minute, mister.
I know. You bought the studio
from a man named Gorman.
You're right.
How did you know?
Follow me, sir.
Look at these.
"Cushman Studio. "
"Grant Productions. "
"Struthers Kinema Company. "
"Brent Studios. "
I don't get it.
Willie bought this studio.
I have the bill of sale
right here in my pocket.
They all had a bill of sale.
This plant belongs
to Mr. Thomas A. Edison.
This is the first motion
picture studio ever built.
It dates back to 1893.
It isn't used anymore.
No, but Gorman
used it to swindle Willie.
Now just a minute.
How am I gonna get my $5,000
back to give to my aunt?
You better report it to the Bunko
Squad. Good day and I wish you luck.
Thank you, sir.
What am I gonna tell my aunt?
Tell her anything. It's my own fault
for letting you talk me into this thing.
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