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while maggots

are giving press conferences.

Have you done anything

I could've seen?

I'm doing stuff

that no one else is.

Just for the selected clients.

All right, but what is it?

Art, naked art!

Truth.

Real people, real situations,

real sex...

minimal editing.

There's a serious script.

We know it, you don't!

And what am I

supposed to do?

The same as always, Milos.

Just stand before the cameras,

whip out your cock,

and f*** until it's raw.

I dunno, I'm a little tired

of cameras and f***ing.

You're also tired of

humping scum

any time your family

needs money.

Kissing some

wretched c*nts

with the same lips

you'd kiss your kid.

Thanks, doctor.

What's that?

- The contract.

No need to read all,

just the numbers.

Something wrong?

I don't know what I'm

signing, what I'm shooting.

You're not supposed to know.

If you knew,

you wouldn't be so good.

In a winter night

way up the hill

A creek was frozen

and covered by the snow.

A bunny's weeping

for that frozen creek

young bunny's crying

with all his heart.

But poor li'l bunny

there upon the hill

perhaps he' after the swallows

heading for a warmer South.

Vukmir! Sounds like a name

of one of your guys

at the Hague tribunal.

Are you sure he's not

an arms dealer?

No, he's some kind of

an artist philosopher

with a grand plan.

So, is it grand?

Dunno, but seems like he

desperately needs me

since he's willing

to offer such cash.

How much?

I won't tell you.

Yes you will,

or I'm not giving it back.

OK, I'll tell you,

just let go.

Don't tell me you refused?

Of course I did.

I wanted to see if you're

with me for the money.

If I were,

I'd have dumped you

for your brother long ago.

So, you prefer poor

porn stars to bad cops.

Does it means that I should

rent my dick to Vukmir?

Remember what

you told me

when I asked

if you missed your job?

Milos, I want both of your

heads to be clear and hard.

If it's true...

If what is true?

That you were always

able to have it erected

with no touching

or looking.

Like a cock at dawn,

rising to its own song.

I also know that

you filmed all your scenes

in the first take.

Don't be so modest,

you're the best,

that's why you're here.

How long do you

think it would take?

A few days.

I haven't translated

from Russian since 1994.

What is it exactly?

Some take-over contract?

We're sending some goods

to Moscow for redistribution.

Want one?

- Yes.

No thanks.

You said you would.

Oh, sorry.

I'm a bit...

I miss female company.

A least you can always

arrest a fine looking lady.

Yes, but I doubt I'll

ever have the real thing.

A relationship, marriage.

Like two of you.

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