A Pigeon Sat On A Branch Reflecting On Existence Page #2

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The Uncle One-Tooth.

Yes.

Excuse me.

How much is this one?

Listen guys,

I don't think this is for us, really.

But thanks for stopping by.

Thank you.

You have no messages.

Would you like another one?

Would you like another one?

- Would you like another one?

- Yes, of course I do.

- He's hard of hearing, poor man.

- He should be grateful.

That way he won't have

to listen to all the bullshit.

A bit a moody today, Gunnar?

What else could I be?

He's been a regular here...

for more than 60 years,

I think.

That's a lot of shots.

Yes, quite a few.

What would life be

without a shot...

or two?

- A horrible thought.

- Damn straight.

A shilling for a shot glass

is the price you have to pay

A shilling for a shot glass

is the price you have to pay

A shilling for a shot glass

is the price you have to pay

At the Halta Lotta's Krog

in Gothenburg

We with pockets

without shillings

We with pockets

without shillings

How can we pay

if we are willing

At the Halta Lotta's Krog

in Gothenburg?

How can we pay

if we are willing

How can we pay

if we are willing

We with pockets

without shillings

At the Halta Lotta's Krog

in Gothenburg?

With kisses you shall pay

if you are willing

With kisses you shall pay

if you are willing

With kisses you shall pay

if you are willing

At the Halta Lotta's Krog

in Gothenburg

With kisses we shall pay

since we are willing

With kisses we shall pay

since we are willing

With kisses we shall pay

since we are willing

At the Halta Lotta's Krog

in Gothenburg

Good night, Arne.

Good night, Arne!

Good night!

- What?

- Good night!

Good night.

I'm happy to hear

you're doing fine.

I'm happy to hear

you're doing fine!

Yes.

Do you want to say anything?

Tell them I'm also happy

to hear they're doing fine.

He says he's also happy

to hear you're doing fine.

Yes.

I caught it!

Yes, that's correct.

On April 16th,

you received two 10-packs

of vampire teeth, standard size,

and three 10-packs

with extra long fangs.

Yes, that is correct.

You also received

six Uncle One-Tooth.

I see three.

Have you sold the others?

Yes, we have.

- That was a while ago.

- Indeed.

- We haven't received payment.

- Indeed.

Why not?

I'm not sure.

Just a moment.

I'll ask my husband.

He says you'll have it

by next week.

- We don't believe that.

- No, we don't.

- We've sent four reminders.

- Indeed.

And we've called your answering

machine over and over again.

- We won't accept this.

- No, we won't.

Wait,

I'll talk to my husband again.

Just make them go away!

This won't do!

We won't accept this.

I have no money!

- I have no money!

- Then we'll take the masks back.

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