A Gnome Named Gnorm Page #2

I screwed up, but listen.

I don't want you to worry.

I know I can fix this.

Fix it?

Yes.

Yeah, okay,

things like this

happen sometimes, kid.

Go home and

put some ice

on that head.

I'll get somebody

to give you a ride.

No, no, listen, Chief.

I don't need

a ride, all right?

I just want

to walk this off.

You know, I got

a lot of work to do.

Not around here,

you don't.

Look, kid,

after tonight,

I'm gonna have to

make some changes.

Changes? What are you

talking about here, Stan?

Listen, you're

overreacting here,

okay?

Listen, I said I'd fix it.

I'll nail Zadar,

I'll get the money back.

I promise.

Go home, Casey!

Now.

(PANTING)

(GASPS)

(ENGINE STARTING)

(RUSTLING)

(RUSTLING CONTINUES)

All right,

listen up.

I'm in no mood for this.

Let me just warn you.

I'm an officer

of the law

and I'm a

really good shot.

Real good.

(EXHALES)

Nothing.

(GRUNTS)

(GNORM GROWLING)

(CASEY GRUNTS)

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Don't be scared.

(SNARLS)

Okay good,

you're not scared.

So...

What were you

doing in my car?

What are you?

(SNARLING)

Going after this?

What's this?

(SNARLING)

So this is

what you're after.

(GASPING)

(PHONE RINGING)

Relax, I'm not gonna hurt you.

SAM:
Hello.

Sam. Casey.

God, what time is it?

Quarter to four

in the morning.

Listen, you gotta come

over to my place right away.

Casey, we've been

through this before.

There's something here

I gotta show you.

It's this thing...

This little hairy thing.

I don't know

what to do with it.

I'm sure you'll think

of something, Casey.

Good night.

(HUMMING)

(YAWNING)

(YAWNING LOUDLY)

(SNORING)

(PHONE RINGING)

Casey Gallagher.

I'm wide awake.

I'm going to have to

call you right back.

(GNORM GROWLING)

You're choking me.

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

Hey, wait a second.

Hold it.

There's no sense knocking

yourself out, okay?

You're not dealing with

an amateur here, pal.

(SNARLING)

No.

What was that?

You spoke.

No eat lumen.

What's the deal

with this thing?

Talk or I'm

gonna eat it.

No eat lumen.

You have the right

to remain silent.

(PHONE RINGING)

What?

Sam?

What do you want?

Listen, don't

hang up on me,

okay?

I got a witness.

This guy was

definitely at the park.

He's now at my place.

That's great, Casey.

Now listen,

you don't understand.

He can talk.

So bring him in the morning.

We'll get a statement.

Good night, Casey.

No, Sam, Sam...

Wait, don't hang up

on me, please.

It's not that simple, okay?

He's a little person.

So?

No, no, you don't understand.

He's littler than

a little person.

He's unusual, okay?

He's got big ears

that are kind of pointy.

He dresses funny.

Kind of funny.

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