A Futile and Stupid Gesture Page #3
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You want to be a writer,
write a novel on the side,
something your parents can show off
on their credenza.
I don't need to impress
Strike three!
The kid's got an arm.
Nice job, guys.
I have things I want to do with my life.
No, you have things
you think you're supposed to do.
What you want to do
is keep on doing The Lampoon.
- Oh, Biomechanics of the Human Bladder.
- Thanks.
I've been looking everywhere for that.
You want me to give up a career
in law to rely on you
which will undoubtedly fail.
It won't. Or it might. It might.
- But this will be big. I can feel it.
- How big?
This big.
You're thinking too small.
It should be a big magazine size.
See? That's better.
I threw something out, you made it better.
That's our partnership.
You don't want to throw that away.
If we're running our own magazine,
we can do anything we want.
- We could publish knock-knock jokes.
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Me.
- Me who?
- Me not doing the magazine.
- That can go in issue one.
- Let me ask you this:
with The Harvard Lampoon,
how many deadlines have we missed?
- None.
- All of them.
- All of them?
- We've never made a deadline.
You really don't think you can rely on me?
- No.
- I challenge you,
name a thousand times I let you down.
- Number one...
- Okay, that's not the point.
Look, I know it's risky, okay,
but why let it end here?
The truth is
I can't do this without you, man.
- Half the time I feel like a fraud.
- And the other half?
The other half, I feel like
the second-smartest guy in the room.
I'm the smartest?
Yeah.
I promise you, it'll be fun.
And the day that it stops being fun,
we'll walk away.
Tempting.
Tempting. Yes!
I looked at your proposal
for Harvard Lampoon.
National Lampoon.
We would license the Lampoon name
from Harvard.
As we say in the proposal,
there is a huge underserved audience
for comedy that speaks to our generation.
Oh, and you think that's what
this country needs is a comedy magazine.
Kids need something to read
while getting tear-gassed.
Ha.
Shouldn't Harvard boys like you
be working on Wall Street
or at some law firm that overcharges me?
What do you want to do with your life?
There's a vast gap between Mad magazine
and the New Yorker...
I'm gonna stop you right here.
- Okay.
- I don't want to waste your time.
- I don't want to waste your time.
- We don't want to waste your time.
We publish Life, Fortune,
Sports Illustrated.
Right.
Magazines about what people
are interested in.
There's no business here.
You'll never sell a magazine.
No one will ever go to a newsstand.
I... I disagree.
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