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there's the closet.

Oh, number 12, Adele. Hello?

Good idea.

We should pray.

No, no, no. My acting coach told

me that I should count down my

favorite songs every time I get

nervous, so I'm on number 11.

Beyonce, "Crazy in Love."

Oh. [humming]

"Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile.

SINGING:

[LOUD NOISE]

[screaming]

LORRAINE:

What's happening?

DANIEL:

Uh, uh, uh, he was here.

He was

here and we saw him.

PETER:

Who was? Mittens?

No, the ghost.

Start recording and

get in the corner, okay?

Hey, hey, follow me.

Measure for cold spots.

LORRAINE:
Hey, hey,

measure for cold spots.

Use your device.

DANIEL:

As I get closer to the closet,

the temperature drops

because that is where Jimmy ate

his victims.

Right, Sheryl?

Um, the spirits are telling me

that's where they were digested.

SHERYL:
Now I'm going to try and

communicate with the spirit

Jimmy Timmy Beck.

Just Jimmy.

Just Jimmy. Can you give

us a sign to show us you're

here, Jimmy? [BUZZING]

We're not asking for much.

Just a sign, a real sign.

Just dropped four degrees

cooler near the closet.

SHERYL:

Is that you, Jimmy?

[LOUD SCARY NOISE]

AH!

Maybe that was the cat.

That's a big f***ing cat.

[SCREAMING]

JIMMY:
Son of a b*tch,

something bit me!

LORRAINE:

Cut! You're fired.

What? Because of a bug

bite? I'm calling my agent.

LORRAINE:

Go call your agent.

You're still fired. You suck.

Afraid of f***ing bugs.

I think I had a minor stroke.

I think I wet myself.

DANIEL:
I'm gonna have a

long-term fear of closets.

SHERYL:

Hey, what's going on here?

Did you hire an actor who looks

just like the real Jimmy Beck,

and [laughs] why was he

hiding in the closet?

I hired a look alike. So what?

edit out the last five seconds

and we have two TV hosts scared

shitless encountering the ghost

of a crazed

serial killer. Winning.

SHERYL:

But he's not really a ghost.

And you aren't really a psychic.

This is reality TV and we are

creating the reality

TV that people want.

F***, I have an

idea. Go get that idiot.

You two have no idea

what is on the line here.

If this works, I promise

you it is going to be life

changing for all of us. I just

need you guys to run around for

a couple hours, play

ghost hunters, look scared

around every corner, and I

promise you I'm gonna make this

worth your while. How's

a spa weekend on me sound?

Very thoughtful and sweet.

But unfortunately, I

can't accept that.

Why? Guys do

spas all the time.

Oh, it's not that. I'm just

super scared of steam.

Oh, come on! Do you

know how many red carpets

I have been to this year?

None!

I need this.

I want this. I can feel it.

And if you aren't with

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