30 Minutes or Less

Synopsis: The not so smart Dwayne intends to open a massage parlor with his partner Travis, but he does not have money for the investment. He decides to hire a hit-man to kill his father, The Major, who won a large amount of money in the lottery years ago, but the killer demands US$ 100,000 for the job. Dwayne and Travis kidnap the pizza delivery boy Nick and they dress Nick in a vest with a timer and several bombs. Then Dwayne tells Nick that he has ten hours to rob US$ 100,000 from a bank. Once he does, he would give Nick the code to release the vest. Nick summons his best friend Chet to help him in the heist but the scheme does not work the way Dwayne has plotted.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Ruben Fleischer
Production: Sony Pictures
Rotten Tomatoes:
83 min

not so you and your boy friend could jack off all over it.

- Well, then maybe you should learn

how to share the common space, better.

- Common..

The only thing common in this house is you.

- Come on Travis.

This moviesucks anyway.

- You look it, Major.

I paid for the damn cold cuts, too.

Maybe if you had a job, or a fucking prospect,

or a clue how to get any of the above,

I'd let you eat 'em.

- You are a cold sonofabitch, dad.

- That's what it takes, boy. In the Corps,

pussies like you wore dresses to keep us entertained.

That's really fucking disturbing!

Shit! Talking to me about, fucking cold cuts.

That sonofabitch.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

He bought another new truck.

That's some high end Detail work, Dwayne.

- F*ck the Major.

- Yeah, f*ck him dude.


Very funny, but you are late.

- No, I'm 45 minutes late...

which is like...

Ten minutes early for me.

- Where the hell were you?

You live like, two blocks away.

- Yeah, I got held up.

Trying to get the perfect shirt and hat combo for you.

What do you think?

- I like it.

Very minimal wage.

- Thanks, I can't wait to quit and take the shit off.

- Say what you wanna say about your boss.

But the man knows how to make a good pizza.

Did you see Tom Small's Facebook Update?

You know I don't check that shit,

I'm off the grit.

- He came out.

- What?

Even posted a picture of him and his latin boyfriend.

Tom Small is gay??

That kid beat the hell out of me and

Chet in grammar school. Wow.

Tell me about it.

He OTPF'd me at Junior High formal.

- What the hell was that?

'Over The Pants Finger'

- That's disgusting.

- So, I've got some news...

- Even bigger news than that, Tom Small?

Cos, I don't know if I can take much more news.

- This little Corporation they call 'The Four Seasons'

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