27 Missing Kisses Page #3

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Is it the film showing different

ways of making love?

Yes, but it's

not for children.

-I'm not "children."

-What are you then, girl?

My photo is on a "wanted"

poster at the police station.

"A girl, a runaway from

a respectable family...

a thief and lover

of erotic cinema."

How terrible.

Sibylla, your behavior is

atrocious. Leave the table!

That's that.

Well, my dear son-in-law...

I beat you at pool, so now

crawl under the table.

Come on, come on!

You lost!

No, no...

Please stop, Mama.

That's enough.

There's a fire in my heart...

that only you can quench.

I'm an opera singer.

I'm giving a concert tomorrow.

I'll be singing for you!

-What do you want it for?

-I need it.

Take the pistol.

Think before you shoot.

-Come on, sing!

-What?

Get into the bathtub

and sing!

-Sing what?

-An aria, or I'll shoot you all.

Come on, sing it!

How terrible.

Are you singing in the

bathroom, Abessalom?

I've lost my cat.

It's a chilly summer.

I've got something for you.

How many years was

it under water?

Seven.

Captain, your cat is

nowhere to be found.

Keep looking for it!

I so much wanted

to refloat her.

And now the sea has disappeared...

evaporated.

Instead, there is the desert,

sand and dry grass.

My beauty.

She was lying at the bottom, with

hundreds of other ships, rotting.

Unbearable.

I've been sailing her my

whole life long. Wait...

Imagine the cemetery

I took her from.

Now I'm going to take her back

to your lake, to the river...

to the sea.

You know...

people are not the only

ones who leave us.

The sea leaves us too.

It's alive.

It's gone.

How good this honey smells.

I'll cut you out

the sweetest piece.

If you're not afraid,

they don't sting.

I'm not afraid of anything.

Only fools know no fear.

Watch out.

You said you weren't

afraid of anything, right?

Alexander!

-Are you crazy!

-You shaved your moustache?

How old is your father?

-41

-41? I'm 14.

That's my age with

the digits reversed.

Will you teach me to whistle?

It's not hard.

You stick out your tongue...

and show it to the sun

till it dries a bit.

Like that?

Like that. And afterwards...

This film isn't for you.

-She knows a funny joke.

-Tell me.

What makes people fly?

Dynamite.

Do you know it?

Go on, go home.

Sometimes there are miracles like

this:
we're gonna watch a film.

Quiet! Quiet!

When I was a boy I

saw comrade Stalin...

I saw comrade Stalin

play the accordion.

And today we watch the film

"Emmanuelle". Enjoy yourselves!

Look, a moustache.

Let me put it on you.

-Why are you making fun of me?

-The film's started. Let's go.

So do you want to come in?

Don't bother trying! Piss off!

Don't worry. We'll be able

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