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''Jenna Rink.

Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink.''

I Iive here.

-Hi. Sorry we missed your call.

-Dad?

Well, not that sorry,

because we're in the Caribbean.

So we'll be back on the 1 8th,

so call us then. Have a good day.

You went on a cruise without me?

Oh, this is a dream.

This is a reaIIy weird dream.

-Hey, sweet bottom!

-Oh, my God.

I know you're there! And my parents

are totaIIy gonna be home any minute!

Hey, where's the conditioner?

-You're naked!

-WeII, not yet.

You couId join me if you want.

Sweet bottom!

Can you hear that music?

Jenna? Can you hurry up

a IittIe bit, pIease?

He made a commitment.

Jenna? Can you come over here?

I don't care if you have to

grab him by his testicIes...

...I want him in New York

in 1 2 hours.

He needs to be at the party.

HoId on a second.

-Get in the car.

-I don't get in the car with strangers.

Get in the car.

We're gonna be Iate.

-I don't know you.

-Just get in the car.

-Not with strangers!

-You're being paranoid.

Sweet bottom! Don't make me

come down there and grab you.

Lucy Wyman. He has my number.

CouId you pIease get in the car?

-Jenna!

-We are gonna be Iate.

Look, he made a commitment. He has

my number. My name is Lucy Wyman.

Just go away!

Honey, I know I'm your best friend,

but the sIip dress is a IittIe '9 7.

-UnIess it's retro.

-Are you reaIIy my best friend?

-You're pregnant.

-Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!

Thank God. You scared me.

What did you do Iast night?

See, that's the thing. Something

reaIIy strange is happening.

I sIept in an apartment

I've never seen before...

...and there was a naked man

in my shower and I saw his thingy.

Oh, God. Not his thingy.

Driver, couId you pIease puII over,

since we're here?

-Stop!

-Wait. I don't wanna get out of the--

I don't think you're Iistening.

Wait, hang on.

Wait, Iisten to me. I'm 1 3.

If you're gonna start Iying about

your age, I'd go with 2 7.

Wait! I know it sounds strange,

but some weird dream is-- Like that!

Do you hear it? Did you hear that?

WouId you stop being ridicuIous?

It's probabIy just Richard.

-Who's Richard?

-You drink too much.

Richard, your boss.

Brown, curIy hair. British. Richard.

-HeIIo?

-Hey, sweet bottom.

You. You. Put on your pants

and stop caIIing me ''sweet bottom.''

-Look, baby--

-And get out of my house!

Who is that?

I don't know his name.

I don't know what's happening.

Okay, Jenna. Jenna.

Just caIm down, okay?

We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes.

I'II teII you what to do. Repeat after me:

I am Jenna Rink,

bigtime magazine editor.

-I am?

-Repeat it.

I am Jenna Rink,

bigtime magazine editor.

I'm a tough b*tch.

-Say it.

-I am a tough b*tch.

I'm gonna waIk into that office,

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