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AND SHE DOESN'T

HAVE TO KEEP PRETENDING

THAT SHE LIKES:

THE TASTE OF YOUR DICK.

[CHUCKLING]

YOU GOT A GOOD THING, MAN.

IT'S JUST...

DIFFERENT.

[SIGHS]

HONESTLY, THE THOUGHT OF IT

MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.

I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE ME NAKED

FOR ANOTHER THREE MONTHS,

-AT LEAST.

-[LAUGHS]

FORGET GETTING ON ALL FOURS,

LIKE I'M A PIECE OF CATTLE.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

UGH. JUST A FEW MORE MONTHS,

AND WE GET TO MEET

THIS LITTLE GUY.

IT'S ALL WORTH IT.

RIGHT?

-MY ASS WILL

NEVER BE THE SAME

-MM-MM.

BUT, UH,

IT'LL ALL BE WORTH IT.

YOUR ASS WASN'T

THE SAME AFTER 28...

LET'S BE HONEST.

[LAUGHS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

SO, TELL ME ABOUT THAT...

[CLAIRE] SHE INVITED ME

TO HER BOOK CLUB.

-THEY MEET

THURSDAY NIGHTS.

-TOMORROW?

-YEAH.

-SOUNDS FUN.

YEAH, I FIGURED

IT'D BE A GOOD WAY TO MEET

SOME NEW PEOPLE.

[WATER CHURNS]

[SIZZLING]

-IT'S NOT DONE?

-FIVE MINUTES.

I GOT TO GO.

IT'S OKAY.

HEY, CAN YOU HAVE

YOUR ASSISTANT CALL

THE PHONE COMPANY?

-WE NEED A BOOSTER.

-DO YOU HAVE TIME?

I'M OUT

OF THE HOUSE ALL DAY.

I'M GOING TO THE PARK

AND THEN PRE-NATAL YOGA,

AND THEN STRAIGHT

TO AUDRY'S BOOK CLUB.

WHAT TIME:

ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME?

LATE. WELL, LATE FOR ME.

10:
30.

I'LL LOOK INTO IT. BYE.

BYE. LOVE YOU.

[CROW CAWS]

WHAT?

[CLAIRE] I KNOW MOM,

I MISS YOU, TOO.

YEAH. HE'S HELPING.

HE WORKS A LOT,

YOU KNOW.

-[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]

-I KNOW, MOM.

SORRY. SORRY,

HANG ON, MOM.

SORRY.

BY THE POOL.

I KNOW, WE JUST DON'T GET

ANY SERVICE IN THE HOUSE.

YEAH, RYAN'S HAVING

HIS ASSISTANT:

COME AND HOOK UP

A BOOSTER.

[LAUGHS] I KNOW, MOM.

OKAY, OKAY,

MY WATER ISN'T BREAKING

ANYTIME SOON,

TRUST ME.

YEAH, IT'S THE BEST

ITALIAN I'VE HAD SINCE

I'VE BEEN OUT HERE.

I MEAN,

IT'S NOT NEW YORK,

BUT IT'S STILL

PRETTY DAMN GOOD.

I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE FOR US

TO JUST GET TO TALK, OU KNOW?

-[WOMAN] YOU KNOW,

I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU PLAY.

-OH, NO?

-[WOMAN] NO.

-IS THIS YOUR WIFE?

-WHERE?

THIS PICTURE OF YOU GUYS

AT THE GRAND CANYON.

OH, YEAH,

THAT'S HER.

HMM. SHE'S PRETTY.

DRINK?

-THANK YOU.

-MM-HMM.

-BED?

-[LAUGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

GOSH, SHE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE

A MEAN SPIRITED B*TCH.

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT HER

RIGHT NOW. OKAY?

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER?

AH, IT'S COMPLICATED.

[RYAN] WE JUST MOVED HERE,

AND SHE UPROOTED HER WHOLE LIFE.

I CAN'T JUST LEAVE.

-[WOMAN SIGHS]

-[RYAN] YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

YEAH, I, UH--

I GOTTA GET BACK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

TOMORROW NIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE WE CAN GET

DRINKS AFTER WORK.

[SCOFFS]

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

HEY, HOW WAS IT?

GOOD.

I GOT ITALIAN.

WOO! YOU'RE THE BEST.

I'M STARVING.

HEY.

[DOG BARKING]

-BARON.

-[BARKING CONTINUES]

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