13 Cameras

Synopsis: Claire and Ryan, a newlywed couple, move into a new house across the country, only to find out that their marital issues are the least of their problems. Unbeknownst to them, Their grim and lascivious landlord has been spying on them from day one.
Genre: Drama, Horror
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
41
Rotten Tomatoes:
77%
TV-MA
Year:
2015
87 min
202 Views


RYAN, I--

I CAN'T EAT THIS.

WHY NOT?

THERE'S MERCURY

IN SWORDFISH.

CLAIRE, IT'S FINE.

MY MOM SMOKED A PACK A DAY

WHEN SHE HAD ME.

A LITTLE FISH:

ISN'T GONNA KILL YOU.

RIGHT.

[CLAIRE] HE'S JUST CREEPY.

EVERY TIME I'D LOOK UP,

HE'D BE STARING AT ME.

HE WASN'T LOOKING IN HERE.

HE'S JUST AN OLD MAN.

HE'S A CREEPY OLD MAN.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM.

THE WAY HE SMELLED.

OH, MY GOD, YOU COULD TASTE IT.

YOU KNOW HE'S GOT A KEY

TO YOUR PLACE, RIGHT?

PAUL.

JESUS, I DIDN'T

EVEN THINK OF THAT.

WHAT IF I'M ALONE HERE

AND HE LETS HIMSELF IN?

HE CAN'T COME IN UNLESS HE GIVES

US A DAYS NOTICE.

CALM DOWN.

-WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE LOCKS.

-YEP.

WE'RE NOT CHANGING THE LOCKS,

ALL RIGHT? THANKS, PAL.

[PAUL CHUCKLES]

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

IT'S DEFINITELY NOT AS BAD

AS THE FIRST TRIMESTER.

-YEAH?

-LIKE, I'M NOT AS WORRIED

SHE'S GONNA

MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

JESUS CHRIST,

I GUESS THAT'S PROGRESS.

HONESTLY, I'M JUST TRYING

TO STAY FOCUSED ON WORK.

YOU GUYS:

SEEM GOOD TONIGHT.

WE'RE NOT FIGHTING.

WE'RE NOT REALLY

DOING ANYTHING.

SHE'S GOT A BUNCH OF SHIT SHE

WANTS TO DO BEFORE THE BABY

COMES,

SO, I COME HOME,

AND I PAINT ROOMS,

OR LOOK AT FURNITURE,

I WATCH THOSE:

HOUSE RENOVATION SHOWS

AND SHE TELLS ME

WHAT SHE LIKES,

AND I SMILE AND NOD,

AND WE DON'T FIGHT.

IT DOESN'T SOUND THAT BAD.

SHE'S A GREAT ROOMMATE

AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.

ARE YOU GUYS STILL

NOT HAVING SEX?

[CHUCKLES]

TAKE A WILD GUESS.

MAYBE SHE'S JUST SCARED

YOU'LL POKE THE BABY.

[CHUCKLES] MAYBE.

IT'LL GET BETTER.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO MUCH BETTER

IN THE BEGINNING?

BECAUSE SHE HASN'T HEARD

ALL YOUR SHITTY JOKES YET.

I MEAN, EVENTUALLY

SHE'S BOUND TO FIND OUT

YOU'RE NOT THAT FUNNY.

-[CHUCKLES]

-YOU'RE NOT THAT COOL.

IF YOU STOP TRYING SO HARD,

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