100 Girls Page #2
maintenance man.
Had a call about some rats.
Man in the hall!
Getting my female suspects
was as easy as giving away
free hair-care products to girls.
It was as if I was a perverted
Prince Charming.
instead of Cinderella's glass
slippers, I had her panties
I miss you. What you mean,
you just wanna be friends?
- Get off me!
- Put that away and give me some.
- It's gonna be okay. Come on, baby.
- Jesus, can't you see I'm busy?!
- Put that stupid sh*t away, alright?
- Crick, get off!
It's time to give
me some, alright?
Just relax, alright?
You stapled my ass!
- What are you doing?
- Stop it!
He was gonna kill me.
I just hoped to get in...
he went Mike Tyson on me.
- Who are you?
- I'm Matthew. Your name's Crick.
As in "Crick without a paddle".
I've seen you around.
- You're a natural born hipster.
- Natural born hipster?
The next evolution of a jock.
You traded in your letterman jacket...
for a manicured goatee
and an Euro trash ponytail.
You're the worst kind of cool,
the kind who wears male make-up.
A real fashion plate.
You're living proof of those boy-toy
do of uses in those men's magazines!
I was a goner.
But better me than her.
What was the worse? Crick was
hopped upon nicotine gum.
A chain-chewer. And he chewed
his gum with his mouth open.
I hated that noise.
It was my kryptonite
What the hell are
you doing here?
- I'm here so save her.
- Save her?
How are you gonna do that?
Crick wasn't wearing a shirt.
His nipples stood out like knobs...
on an old TV.
I don't know what possessed me.
Probably his incessant
nicotine-gum chewing.
they were drawing twin guns.
I grabbed his nipples
and did a double twist.
But, somehow, through his blur
He grabbed my nipples
and twisted.
It was tit for tat.
So we faced each other.
Locked in a nipple combat.
retching pains the longest.
Each of us waiting
for the other to blink.
And... I cracked.
I'll be back for your ass!
And I'll deal with you later!
Here, have some Midol.
It does the trick when my nipples
get sore during my period.
Thanks.
Let me see.
They're all bruised.
They are two black eyes.
We should put
something cold on them.
- You're bruised too.
- Don't worry, I'm used to it.
You're Patty, huh? You do that
comic in the school newspaper.
- That's me.
- An art- school girl, huh?
- Is that what you call me?
- No, I wasn't calling you anything.
in high school,
you would have called me a slut.
Now in college,
you call me a good time.
You like my skirt,
but you're thinking:
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