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What the f*** is going on

with this country?

What the f*** is happening

to this f***ing country!?

You know what's wrong with

this f***ing country?

No, we're--

we're being robbed.

I'm sorry, please

just let me go!

I have a family and the bus.

A bus? You got a f***ing

bus downstairs?

I'll take the f***ing bus. You want

the f***ing TV, I'll take your f***ing bus!

Ok? Number 6, number 9 ...

Don't y-- don't f***ing be clever with me.

I was lying.

That's f***ing mine.

It's my sh*t.

- F***ing don't touch it!

- I don't really have a bus,

But please, let me go!

Al, I'll take two of the toasters.

And the blue navy suit.

42 regular cause my nephew's

coming into town.

- And three cartons of menthol.

- Alright.

- Al

- Yes.

It's not my fault. I came

to the wrong address.

- What happened here?

- I caught the f*** trying to rob me.

Lady, please. This

crazy he's going to kill me and his girlfriend is--

What are you doing?

Stop it! I'm in pain!

- Marge, you like these for the nephew?

- Yeah, those are nice.

- These are on the house, okay?

- Oh, yeah, nice.

So, uh...

- Cash or credit card?

- Cash.

Unless you have some of

those nice "hot" cards.

I might. I might. But you got

something for me, huh?

F*** all of you!

Big Al, y'know, his troubles started

when my husband and I broke up.

He was Scottish

A big f***ing boozer!

And he took Al

to Scotland, you know?

And when he came back, he

was tougher and meaner.

And he never lost

that accent either.

Move to the right.

No, that's left.

What the f***'s going on?

He's, uh, he's in the toilet.

Arrest him.

- Who is?

- The thief!

-Hey, What the f*** are you doing?

-Hey!

What the f***?

- What is this, a f***ing joke?

- Are you a joke?

- Should I call the cops again?

- It's no f***ing joke, ok?

I found you a real

f***ing criminal.

I'm sick and tired of

doing your f***ing job, okay?

He's in the f***ing

toilet. Open the door!

Police! Thank god you're here!

Oh please, help me!

This guy, he's got drugs

all over the house!

F***in' joke.

Hey, joker! You piece of sh*t.

They don't have a warrant!

Why don't you read the Constitution

of the United States of America

And you guys, hey.

Come on, get this f***ing guy

outta my house

before I tell your supervisor

you're harassing me.

Man, f*** Big Al! Big Al, everybody's

I ain't scared of Big Al, man, f***,

Bring his ass over here,

I ain't scared of that motherf***er

I'll f*** his ass up

right here, right now, man

Man, f*** his ass. I never liked him.

And you know what? He never liked

my Puerto Rican ass anyway.

You know what, let's keep it that way!

Did I do this to him?

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