
.45
- R
- Year:
- 2006
- 101 min
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Big Al has a huge cock.
I'm serious. I'm not fucking with you.
Thing...thing is humongous.
Okay, it's like-
Looks like it's got little arms
and legs and shit. Looks alive
Like I could put it over my shoulder
and burp it, know what I'm saying?
It's like a plumbing tool or something.
The first time I saw it...
I was like:
"Put that thing away.You ain't coming near
me with that monster. "
But you know Big Al, you know...
He just kept
coming at me.
Y'know he, he looks at me and he says:
Hey, you think you can handle that?
Huh? Think you can? Huh?
I mean ...
It was like ...
I mean look, I'm competitive, right?
I was, I was in competitive
gymnastics in high school.
So, y'know, I took another look at it.
And I was like:
well, I couldhave a hell of a time trying.
You know?
I mean,
we had great sex.
Y'know, I'm talking about
'tie me up to the bedpost ...
with your dirty sweatsocks'
sex, you know what I'm saying?
You know. Big Al
's king of the neighborhood.
Look, you can say what you want about
him, Big Al is a great f*ck.
Al, what's up?
Sing it.
Hey listen, I got some ...
new toasters and some track
suits back at the house.
Sign me up.
- Where the f*ck is Reilly?
- Haven't seen him.
Whoa, careful there, baby.
Hey, baby.
- Hey, Sarge.
- Where is he?
Over there.
That mope?
- I thought I told you no mopes.
- You said you wanted customers.
I got you customers, all right?
Don't worry about it. He's clean. snssn checked him out.
Go make us some money.
Wait here, okay?
How you doing?
Alright.
Hey, where you from?
- Long Island.
- Really?
What can I do for you?
I want a gun.
What are you, a fucking asshole?
You wanna say that a little fucking louder?
You wanna broadcast it around the island with the fucking news?
- Sorry.
- Huh?
Where on the Island?
Ice Peak.
- Islanders or Rangers?
- What?
The Islanders or the fucking Rangers.
What are you, a fucking moron?
Rangers.
- Rangers?
- Yes.
Is this a fucking interview??
I just want my 45.
Stop!
Liar!
- Enough!
- F*ck you!
- What is it?
- He's clean.
You got no guns.
-You came in too early.
-Too fucking early?
That's right.
- You fucking knew what you were supposed to do.
- I did what I was supposed to do.
Hey, you got this? Huh?
my fuckin dick and get out of here
Before I fuckin file a harassment suit, you
Fucking fag
bisexual fucking Village People.
Get the f*ck outta here.
Get outta my bar.
- Motherfucker!
- I'll fucking get you!
We'll fucking get you!
Kiss my dick, you
fucking prick!
Get the f*ck outta my bar!
See ya.
You're hot, Baby.
- Yeah?
- Sexy.
Let's Get Away
resolve an issue.
Big Al
He was always trouble.
Ever since he was born.
Motherfucker! Fucking how?
- What did I do?
- I thought you said you and had him checked out!
- We did have him checked out.
- What, together, you in on the set up or something?
C-section, y'know. 48 hours of labor.
Fucking kid!
He was never no good!
You can't fuckin run an
organization like this, ok?
It's sloppy.
It's for amateurs.
You gotta-- you gotta plan these things right.
What organization are you talking about, Al?
He never comes home for the holidays.
I mean, it's Thanksgiving, y'know,
But you're not gonna find him here. No.
No sense of family.
No sense of loyalty.
I, I don't know what... I don't know
what went wrong with him. I...
I didn't smoke during my pregnancy.
I didn't drink, y'know. Not a drop.
Beer and wine, but
that's okay.
I'm sick and tired of it, God!
Hey! What are you doing?
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