South Park Page #5

KYLE:

AAHHH!!!!!

MS. CRABTREE & KYLE

AAHHHH!!!!!

Kyle runs to the back of the bus and hopelessly looks out

the back window again just in time to see the spaceship take

off.

STAN:

Cartman, are those the same Visitors

you saw?!

Cartman isn't looking. He still thinks this is all a big

joke.

CARTMAN:

Shut up, you guys, it's not working.

KYLE:

We have to do something!

STAN:

Well, we can't do anything for now.

That fat b*tch won't let us.

MS. CRABTREE

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

STAN:

I-I said that rabbits eat lettuce.

MS. CRABTREE

Oh...

(Pause)

Well, yes, they certainly do.

Ms. Crabtree turns the schoolbus violently and the children

go flying everywhere screaming.

KYLE:

What am I going to do? My little

brother’s been abducted by aliens.

Stan farts.

KYLE:

You farted!

The kids laugh.

CARTMAN:

Somebody's baking brownies.

We see the alien space ship leave the planet.

EXT. CATTLE RANCH - DAY

CATTLE RANCHER:

That's the third cow this month, at

this rate all my cattle are gonna

die before the Winter's through.

The cows look up with concern.

OFFICER BARBRADY

This is nothing out of the unusual.

Cows turn themselves inside out all

the time.

The cows shake their heads.

CATTLE RANCHER:

People been sayin' they've been seeing

UFO's around.

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