Shrek Page #4
SHREK:
Now, why don't you go celebrate your
freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
DONKEY:
But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
stick with you. You're mean, green,
fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
the spit out of anybody that crosses
us.
Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
loudly.
DONKEY:
Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
don't mind me sayin', if that don't
work, your breath certainly will get
the job done, 'cause you definitely
need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
you breath stinks! You almost burned
the hair outta my nose, just like the
time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
continues to talk, so Shrek removes
his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
berries. I had strong gases leaking
out of my butt that day.
SHREK:
Why are you following me?
DONKEY:
I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
me, My problems have all gone, There's
no one to deride me, But you gotta have
faith...
SHREK:
Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
have any friends.
DONKEY:
Wow. Only a true friend would be that
cruelly honest.
SHREK:
Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
me. What am I?
DONKEY:
(looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
tall?
SHREK:
No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
bother you?
DONKEY:
Nope.
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