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KID really performing for the camera. Gail, annoyed, turns
and shoots the kid.
GAIL (CONT'D)
Correction, two teens dead.
Next reporter, straight laced WHITE MALE.
WHITE MALE REPORTER
Police are searching for clues.
EXT. HIGH SCHOOL ' CURB SIDE ' DAY
Then a BLACK MALE REPORTER, barely outside of his van,
hurriedly gives his report.
BLACK MALE REPORTER
Reporting live for Black TV. White folks
are dead, and we are about to get the
hell out of here! Let's roll, Jack.
His crew jumps in the van and they burn out.
EXT. HIGH SCHOOL ' FRONT WALKWAY ' DAY
BRANDY:
Do you believe this?
CINDY:
What happened?
BUFFY:
Didn't you hear? Drew Decker got killed
last night.
CINDY:
(disturbed)
What? Oh my God! She sits next to me in
English class.
BRANDY:
Was she a friend?
CINDY:
No, I was gonna cheat off her test
today. Now I'm like f***ed! Do
they know who did it?
BRANDY:
Clueless.
BUFFY:
They showed a picture of her body on
the news. It was pretty scary.
CINDY:
All the blood?
BUFFY:
No, she was wearing a Gucci sweater
and Payless shoes! That's such a
fashion disaster! Do you think the
press is going to interview us?
BRANDY:
No way. The press only want to interview
the most ignorant person they can find.
The media is surrounding a young black teen sporting a short
black afro with a pick
sticking out, a hemp emblemed t-shirt and a roach clip on a
chain around his neck. He
smiles, revealing a gold cap on a rotting tooth. His name
is SHORTY.
REPORTER:
Can we have a word with you?
SHORTY:
Oh sh*t, I'm on TV. I wanna give a
shout out to Shane and dem! Peace to my
peeps, much love to the east and west,
Tasha, wake up, the baby's daddy is a
staraah!!
REPORTER:
What can you tell us about Drew Decker?
SHORTY:
She got a fat ass, kid! Ya know what I
mean?
Shorty stands smoking a fat joint, looking up at two
billboard ads. One reads, "Just Say
No." The other, a Nike ad that reads, "Just Do It." He
looks back and forth between the
two. Heavily contemplating both messages. Finally, he
looks down at his own tennis
shoes. Then back up to the Nike ad.
SHORTY:
Yo, son, I'm with you. Just do that
sh*t.
He takes a long drag off his joint and exits.
Shorty and his HOMIES kick it up on the school lawn.
Getting high and tripping off
Drew's death.
SHORTY:
Yo, son, that's f***ed up that Drew
got killed.
HOMIE #1
Word.
SHORTY:
I didn't even get to f*** her.
HOMIE #2
True dat. True dat.
SHORTY:
I'm just glad that it wasn't one of us.
HOMIE #1
Word?
SHORTY:
Yo, son, don't you know? A brotha'
never lasts long in these types of
situations.
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