Scary Movie Page #3
DAD:
Sleep tight sweetie.
Cindy closes the door.
CINDY:
That was close.
BOBBY:
I was home watching "The Exorcist", and
it got me thinking of you.
CINDY:
If this is about the time I puked green
slime and masturbated with a crucifix,
it was my first keg party.
BOBBY:
No, the movie was edited for T.V. All
the good stuff was cut out.
CINDY:
So you thought you would just climb
through my window and we would play bump
bump?
As they talk, a YOUNG STREET HOOD climbs in the window and
starts loading things
into a sack, no one notices.
BOBBY:
Well, I was hoping to get my
balls licked but I wouldn't
dream of breaking your underwear rule.
some "on top of the clothes" stuff.
She snuggles up to him.
CINDY:
Okay, just for a minute.
They kiss and lay back on the bed. He lifts up her nighty,
slides his hand between her
legs. She spreads her legs.
He feels a shock.
BOBBY STARTLED.
Instead of elastic, tiny barbed wire runs along the
perimeter. There's also a zapping
electrified fence and a sign reading: NO TRESPASSING.
BOBBY:
I see.
Undeterred, he kisses her again.
STREET HOOD TAKES BOBBY'S WALLET, PUTS IT IN HIS SACK AND
CLIMBS:
OUT THE WINDOW.
CINDY:
(Breaking the kiss)
Okay stud, you have to go now.
They stand and walk to the window.
CINDY (CONT'D)
I appreciate the romantic gesture.
She takes his finger and puts it in her mouth sucking it
slowly.
He takes his finger out of her mouth ' it's now three times
its' normal size and
THROBBING.
BOBBY:
See what you do to me?
He starts to climb out the window.
CINDY:
Hey, would you settle for PG-13?
She opens her top, exposing her chest.
We see eight tiny little titties.
The shock sends Bobby falling out of the window.
CINDY (CONT'D)
Goodnight'
EXT. HIGH SCHOOL ' PARKING LOT ' DAY
Close on compact car. Bumper sticker reads "Save the
Environment". Pull back reveal
smoke billowing out of the exhaust.
Cindy arrives. Brandy meets her curbside.
BRANDY:
Come on, girl, move your tired white
ass.
Cindy gathering her books and purse from the car.
CINDY:
I'm coming.
BRANDY:
Move your pasty white, milk chalky,
bologna smelling, cracker devil, honky
bit'
CINDY:
Hello?!
BRANDY:
I'm sorry girl. I rented "Amistad" last
night. I got issues. It's cool. Come
on, we're gonna be late.
They start to walk to class, when Cindy sees Buffy arriving
via Daddy's new Mercedes.
CINDY:
Wait, there's Buffy.
BRANDY:
I don't know why you hang out with
her. She's such a ho.
CINDY:
Why do you say that?
BRANDY:
Cause I've seen her. My friend Sean had
a pool party this summer.
CINDY:
Sean?
BRANDY:
You know, Puff Daddy.
BRANDY (CONT'D)
Anyways, everybody was drinking Crystal
champagne. Then it started to get wild,
people was getting freaky in the pool and
stuff. I looked over and there was your
girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi.
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