Nanny McPhee Page #5

[china shatters, child roars]

- Playful.

- [child] Shut up!

What are your main concerns?

Concerns?

Mm. Do they go to bed when they're told?

Well, no, not, er... No.

- Do they get up when they're told?

- Er...well, no, not exactly.

- Get dressed when they're told?

- Now, that's a good question.

- Do they say "please" and "thank you"?

- In what context?

- That will do to be going on with.

- [child laughs wickedly]

- Your children need me.

- [china shatters]

I'll go and make sure everything's

in order before I introduce you.

I shall introduce myself.

Please, Mr Brown,

go back to your newspaper.

- [tiny bells tinkling]

- [clattering and wild yelling]

[children squeal and yell]

[muffled shouting]

Oh, look.

The door's open and there's nobody there.

[muffled shrieks]

I am here.

I am Nanny McPhee.

Oh, did...did somebody speak?

- I didn't hear anything.

- That's because nobody's there.

- [gasps]

- [clanging]

Then listen carefully and try to hear this.

Stop what you are doing,

put the kitchen to rights

and go upstairs to bed.

[muffled shouts]

- Did you hear what I said?

- I've just had an idea.

Why don't we play here

in the kitchen all night long?

Let's, let's!

- Excellent notion.

- [Sebastian] Tomatoes!

Jump! Jump, jump! Jump!

- [magical wind rushes]

- [Chrissie] Jump, jump, jump, jump!

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump...jump...

- jump.

- [whines]

- [creaking]

- [magical wind rushes]

Government nanny?

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