iCarly Page #6

Spencer:

(reluctantly) Alright

Carly:

(Carly and Gibby move to the side of the chamber) Here’s a bowl of chowder and a spoon.

Gibby:

Are you sure we should do this?

Carly:

It’s for science

Gibby:

So, what’s science ever done for me?

Carly:

Ugh artificial sweeteners, man on the moon, liquid soap

Gibby:

Ok

Carly:

Put the chowder through the slot

Gibby:

Alright

Carly:

Ok Spencer now just reach to you left and Gibby’ll hand you a bowl of chowder and a spoon.

Spencer:

It’s about time!

Gibby opens case

Carly:

Now push the button

Spencer:

(gets electrocuted by chowder and spills it all over the place) Ahh!

Carly:

Hey what happened?

Spencer:

What happened? I was-What did you do to my chowder?

Gibby:

(writing on clipboard) Electrocution turbs appetite.

Sam:

(walking in-annoyed) Carly Shay

Carly:

(looks over-then to Gibby)Back in a sec

Sam:

Might be more than a sec

Carly:

What are you doing here? Why aren’t you with Brad?

Sam:

That wasn’t cool

Carly:

(innocently) What?

Sam:

I know the whole two-headed frog thing was just to get me alone with Brad.

Carly:

Yeah, I was hooking you up

Sam:

I don’t need you to hook me up

Carly:

You love him

Sam:

I don’t love Brad!!!

Carly:

The pearpad said you do!

Sam:

It’s a stupid computer app!

Carly:

You’ve been acting different!

Sam:

(looking away-mumbling) No I haven’t

Carly:

Oh come on! Lately whenever Freddie and Brad do anything all of a sudden you wanna tag along. Brad’s so nice, he’s polite, he’s smart, he’s got no warrants! Think of the fudgy good times you guys could have together! Don’t you want a nice boyfriend? Go for it! Make a move! I just want you to be happy.

Sam:

Then bake me a pie.(walks away)

Gibby:

I love pie

Carly:

Gibby!

End Scene Eight

Scene Nine

begins with Sam, sitting outside, drinking a bottle of water

Freddie:

(opens the door-sticks head in)Yo yo

Sam:

Carly send you to find me?

Freddie:

Nope

Sam:

Oh so you don’t know we had a little argument?

Freddie:

She told me about your little argument. I just said she didn’t tell me to come find you.

Sam:

Good.

Freddie:

But Carly’s right

Sam:

HHH Ugghh!

Freddie:

Groan all you want.

Sam:

I don’t care what your stupid pearpad app says about me being in love, I’m not into Brad like that.

Freddie:

Lately everytime I tell you that Brad and I are doing something together you wanna come hang with us.

Sam:

And that means I’m in love with him?

Freddie:

Well you hate me!

Sam:

(mumbling) Never said I hate you

Freddie:

Yeah, you have. Like 900 times. I still have the birthday card you gave me that says “Happy Birthday, I hate you. Hate, Sam!”

Sam:

(pleadingly) Just leeaave!

Freddie:

Fine I’ll leeaave

Sam:

Bye!

Freddie:

But before I go-

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