Good Burger Page #3

the pickle bits was

making me do the wrong...

because they're,

they're flexible,

they're not crunchy.

And...

Yo, man, back me up on this.

Oh, again with

the whistle.

Shut up. Just be quiet.

It'd be a lot more quiet

if you stopped

blowing the whistle.

Watch your mouth,

you pestiferous

little maggot.

Now, I'm familiar

with the term \"maggot\"

but... pestiferous?

Burn this into the front row

of your brain, chuckles.

If there's one thing

Kurt cannot stand

it is an incompetent,

bumbling, sloppy,

fast food employee.

Yum.

Yeah.

Ed!

What are you doing inside

the milk shake machine?

Oh, trying to fix it.

Did you turn on the switch?

No.

Ah.

Whoo!

Whoa...

Yeah...

Strawberry Jacuzzi.

Oh! Oy-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi...

Oh-ho, oy-yoi!

People, I'm fully stoked

about being in charge

of every single one of you.

Within two years,

Mondo Burger's going to be

the biggest burger chain

on this planet.

Oh, yeah.

First we got to beat out

our big competition across

the street, Good Burger.

From now on,

your life is

Mondo Burger.

You can forget

about your friends,

you can forget

about your family,

because Kurt... is now both

your mother and your father.

Kurt must look

awfully strange naked.

Who said that?

Who talked while Kurt

was talking?

It was him.

He uttered something.

Why, I should've known.

Uh, I'm sorry I uttered.

You think you're funny,

don't you, bro?

You know what?

At Mondo Burger,

there are no comedians.

You mess with Kurt and

you go into the grinder.

Okay, now this grinder

of yours,

is it a real grinder

or is it some kind of

a metaphor?

That's it, you're gone!

Adios, TKO, historical.

Wait, wait, wait.

I-I won't be funny

no more. See?

Security!

You ain't got to bring

the man down here.

Wait, one second.

Kurt, come on, please,

I need this job.

Take out the trash.

\"Trash\"?

Oh, now, look'ee here, p...

Get this loser

out of my face!

\"Loser\"?

Oh, now, you about to push me

a little too far.

You want a piece

of me?

Yeah, extra crispy, please.

Oh, see, you

lucky you brought

your friends down here.

Hey, man, is this really

necessary?

Kurt, please!

I need this job!

Please, I need this job. Please.

Excuse me.

Look, I ordered one Good Burger

with nothing on it.

That's what I gave you.

No, you gave me

a bun.

Just a bun.

Look, there's no meat in here.

But you said you

wanted nothing on it.

Yes, well, I expected

a meat patty!

Dude, a meat patty is something.

You said nothing.

Fizz, is a meat patty

something,

or nothing?

Uh... something?

I win!

All right, that rips it.

I am reporting your name

to the manager!

The manager already

knows my name.

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