Edward Scissorhands Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1990
- 105 min
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JOYCE:
Who's handicapped? My goodness! Don't be
ridiculous. You're not handicapped. You're...
What do they call that? Exceptional. My name's
Joyce. And I noticed that you have not tasted
any of the ambrosia salad that I made
especially for you. Allow me.
WOMAN 1
You must try this.
MARGE:
(to Edward)
You must try this. It's my mother's recipe.
Let him chew, for heaven sakes with your green
thumb. I could use your help.
HOUSEWIFE:
Me, too. There you go.
WOMAN 2
I want a row of angels.
JOYCE:
Sorry, ladies. But he's promised to come to my
house first.
WOMAN 3
One more.
JOYCE:
Haven't you, Eddie?
EDWARD:
I did?
BILL:
Okay, everybody. Grab your plates. Soup's on.
EDWARD:
BILL:
What?
EDWARD:
BILL:
Yeah, it, it is shish kebab. It was a figure of
speech, Ed. You got to learn not to take things
so literally.
(On hearing that, Edward looks
back the time the inventor taught
him the etiquette.)
INVENTOR:
Let us pretend we're in the drawing room, and
the hostess is serving tea "Now, many numerous
little questions confront us" "Should the man
rise" "When he accepts his cup of tea?" "May
lump sugar be taken with the things?"
EDWARD:
Hmm, no.
INVENTOR:
Is it good form to accept a second cup? "Now,
should the napkin be entirely unfolded." Oh
should the center crease. Be allowed to remain?
It is so easy to commit embarrassing
blunders. "But etiquette humiliation and
discomfort. Mmm yes, boring. Let us switch to,
Um... To some poetry, Hmm?" "There was an old
man from the cape." "Who made himself there,
but they keep such a beautiful shape." That's
right. Go ahead, smile. It's funny. That's
right.
DENNY:
Okay, guys, we're home. shh.
KIM:
I can't believe. Everything's still sopping.
TEENAGE GIRL:
I can't wait to take a shower.
SUZANNE:
And wash off the mildew.
JIM:
If my parents set the alarm, I'm screwed I'll
sleep in the yard... again.
KIM:
I told you to call to say we're coming back
early.
DENNY:
Did you?
SUZANNE:
He'd rather complain.
JIM:
How else can I be the center of the attention?
You didn't call your parents.
KIM:
They don't run their house like a police
station. Bye. Thanks for driving, Denny. See
you later.
JIM:
See you later. Bye.
KIM:
Don't forget your arm.
JIM:
Oh, yeah.
DENNY:
Come on, Jim let's go.
KIM:
Bill! There's somebody in my room. Go. Look. A
murderer with an axe. He did try to even kill
me.
BILL:
It's all right. It's all right.
( to Kevin)
Go back to bed. It's only Edward.
(to Edward)
This way.
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