Dumb and Dumber Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 107 min
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LLOYD:
Blew it? For your information, we
only missed three days in two months.
HARRY:
Yeah, and that was because of a
blizzard
GRABNER:
(exploding)
Grabner falls back in his chair, exhausted.
HARRY:
Come on, Stan. I'm sure you can find
something else for us. How about
another crack at that Suicide
Hotline?
Grabner jumps up.
GRABNER:
OUT!!!!!
CUT TO:
INT. HARRY & LLOYD'S APARTMENT - AFTERNOON
J.P. Shay is looking through Harry and Lloyd's kitchen cupboards as Joe Mental comes out of the
bedroom.
MENTAL:
The briefcase ain't here. He must've
taken it with him.
J.P. SHAY
Sh*t.
(beat)
Well he's gotta come home sometime.
Joe Mental ominously approaches Petey the parakeet's cage.
MENTAL:
Maybe we should leave him a little
message to let 'em know we're playing
hardball.
Mental opens the cage door and wraps his meaty fist around the bird, who SCREECHES IN
TERROR.
MENTAL (CONT.)
(a la Tweety Bird)
I taut I taw a puddy cat.
Mental smiles, and as we PAN to J.P. Shay, we hear a bone-chilling O.S. SNAP and Petey the bird
stops SQUAWKING.
MENTAL (CONT.)
(still Tweety)
I did, I did�
DISSOLVE TO:
The Mutt Cuts van pulls up to the curb. A depressed Lloyd and Harry climb out and mope up to
their apartment building entrance.
LLOYD:
Give me what's left of our dough.
I'll go to the corner and buy a few
necessities.
Harry hands his friend some crumpled bills.
LLOYD (CONT.)
What's cheaper, Thunderbird or Night
Train?
HARRY:
Get Robitussin � it's a better buzz.
CUT TO:
EXT. CORNER GROCERY STORE - NIGHT
Lloyd comes out of the store with his arms full of groceries. He stops at a newspaper machine,
pulls out his WALLET and removes a quarter.
He drops the quarter in the machine, opens it, and realizes that he DOESN'T HAVE A FREE
HAND to pick up the newspaper. He puts his wallet inside the machine, picks up the newspaper,
and as he does so THE MACHINE SLAMS SHUT WITH HIS WALLET STILL INSIDE.
Lloyd SIGHS, puts his grocery bags on the machine, and checks his pockets. NO MORE
CHANGE. Just then, an ELDERLY WOMAN struggles by using a WALKER.
LLOYD:
Excuse me, little old lady, do you
have change for a dollar?
ELDERLY WOMAN:
Change? No, I'm sorry, I don't�
LLOYD:
Well could you do me a favor and
guard this while I go break a dollar?
My wallet's locked in this machine.
ELDERLY LADY:
Of course, young man�
Lloyd runs back into the store. We HOLD ON THE STORE DOOR as Lloyd EXITS a few
seconds later with a handful of quarters. Suddenly he stops in his tracks. The ELDERLY LADY,
HER WALKER, AND HIS GROCERIES ARE GONE. As he takes a closer look, he sees that
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