Detectorists Page #2
Season #2 Episode #13- Year:
- 2014
- 30 min
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ANDY:
What?! When will you learn to say
‘no’?
LANCE:
I don’t want to say ‘no’, I like
helping her.
ANDY:
Alright, I’ll go and see him. But
remember I don’t have any of your
charm and charisma.
LANCE:
Do your best.
203 EXT. BISHOP’S FARM, FARMHOUSE - DAY
Andy approaches Bishop’s run down farmhouse and knocks at
the door.
Detectorists - Episode 2 - 7.
Immediately a commotion starts inside with shouting and
furniture being toppled. As in episode one, we never see or
hear the dogs he is apparently yelling at.
BISHOP (V.O.)
QUIET! For god’s sake! Idiot
animals! Get Down!
Eventually the door opens and Bishop steps out. *
BISHOP:
Yes?
ANDY:
Hello Mr. Bishop it’s me. I came with
my friend to ask about detecting on
your land.
BISHOP:
Ah yes! The metal detectors!
ANDY:
Detectorists.
BISHOP:
Have you found something?
ANDY:
Not yet Mr. Bishop...
BISHOP:
Larry. *
ANDY:
Not yet Larry but we were wondering *
whether you’d mind not giving
permission to anyone else to search
your land?
BISHOP:
Right.
ANDY:
It’s just that there’s a contingency
of rogue detectorists out there...
BISHOP:
Rogues?
ANDY:
Yep, ‘treasure hunters’.
(pause)
Nighthawks.
BISHOP:
Nighthawks?
Detectorists - Episode 2 - 8.
ANDY:
Detectorists who have quite
literally turned to the dark side of
the force. They come under the cover
of night and rob important sites of
their artefacts.
BISHOP:
Good God!
ANDY:
I know. Despicable.
BISHOP:
Tell you what I remembered after
you’d gone.
There were some things ploughed up
years ago that you might be
interested in.
ANDY:
What sort of things?
BISHOP:
Well, I don’t know, trinkets, looked
ANDY:
What happened to them?
BISHOP:
They’ll be around somewhere. God knows
where. I offered them to Justine but
she thought they were ugly.
ANDY:
Is that your wife?
BISHOP:
Where?
ANDY:
No! You just mentioned a Justine, I
wondered whether Justine was your
wife?
Bishop’s eyes have glazed over. He is brooding, breathing
heavily.
BISHOP:
Justine isn’t here.
He looks around again. He’s in a different world. Andy
watches uncomfortably. Bishop looks down and stares
intensely at the ground. He eventually bends down to pick up
Detectorists - Episode 2 - 9.
BISHOP:
Come on then! Where are you?
Stop chasing those rabbits, you’ll
never catch them you great, fat,
unhealthy creatures.
He throws the stick which stays where it lands. He watches
the stick, chuckling to himself. He is himself again. He
turns back to Andy.
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