Scary Movie script
Scary Movie (2000)
Synopsis: Scary Movie is a 2000 American horror comedy film directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans. The film is a parody of the horror, slasher, and mystery film genres. Several mid- and late-'90s films and TV shows are spoofed, and the script is primarily based on the '90s hit horror films Scream (1996) and I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).

DREW:

Please'stop'

SCARY VOICE:

What's the matter, Drew? Not having fun

anymore?

DING DONG!

SCARY VOICE (CONT'D)

Answer it.

DREW:

No'

SCARY VOICE:

It could be your friends. It's been ten minutes.

INT./EXT. DREW'S FRONT DOOR ' NIGHT

She moves to the front door slowly, then grabs a baseball

bat out of the hall closet.

DREW:

(gripping bat)

I'm not afraid of you'

SCARY VOICE:

Then open the door.

She raises the bat, then closes her eyes and flings the door

open.

With eyes still closed, she flails away with the bat.

DREW:

TAKE THAT YOU PSYCHO!!

BANG! THUD! CRUNCH! She connects with several swings.

She opens her eyes to find three LITTLE TRICK OR TREATERS,

now lying knocked

out on the front porch.

DREW (CONT'D)

Oops'

She apologetically tosses the children candy, which only

lands uselessly next to their

broken arms.

The children GROAN in pain as she closes the door.

LITTLE BOY:

I can't feel my legs'

INT. DREW'S FRONT DOOR ' NIGHT

Drew locks the door. As she turns, we see the KILLER '

right behind her.

The Killer has on Scream attire.

He raises a wicked looking knife and creeps up behind her.

KILLER:

Hello Drew.

Drew freezes in her tracks ' it's the same scary voice from

the phone..

She turns to see the Killer and SCREAMS!

Drew takes off running, the Killer in pursuit. She goes out

the front door.

EXT. DREW'S FRONT YARD ' NIGHT

Killer follows her at the casual horror movie pace.

Drew sees a sign. It reads: SAFETY (Left arrow), DEATH

(Right arrow). She runs to

the right.

Drew running. She stumbles.

NEW ANGLE ' REVEAL SHE"S LAYING IN A PERFECT CHALK OUTLINE

OF:

HER BODY.

The killer is right behind, still walking at a casual pace.

Drew looks over her shoulder. No matter how fast she runs,

the killer keeps getting

closer.

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Shawn Wayans

Shawn Mathis Wayans (born January 19, 1971) is an American actor, DJ, producer, writer and comedian who starred in In Living Color, The Wayans Bros., and White Chicks. He is the brother of Keenen Ivory, Damon Sr., Marlon, Kim, Elvira, and Nadia Wayans. more…

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