Z mrtvého domu - From the House of the Dead

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It was a nightmare.

So many dead people.

So many victims.

It all started a few days ago...

when I came here for a rave.

And now all that remains

is the rotten smell of death.

You must stop Curien...

or else something terrible will happen!

Nice. So where are they dude?

We're gonna miss the boat.

Greg and Simon.

Greg's the guy

I played ball with in college.

A good guy if not a little goofy..

Simon. Theysay God doesn't give

with two hands and they were right.

He got the looks

but not much between those ears.

Cynthia- Greg's girlfriend.

Pure eye candy.

I'm Simon.

Karma. Thinks she's Foxy Brown.

She has a crush on Simon but Simon

only has eyes for Alicia my ex.

We broke up a few weeks ago

so I could study and she could fence.

She loves it.

I don 't see what it's good for.

Anyone have one of those i nvitations

with the map on it?

Are you sure this is where

the boat's supposed to leave from?

Maybe Johnnie gave you the wrong info.

Yeah hon.

I'm pretty sure.

It says here the boat

doesn't leave until 5:00.

Yeah and it's 5:
15 now Simon.

Sh*t. We're so f***ed.

They missed the boat to the rave.

If only they decided

to stay back in Seattle...

they'd all be alive today.

Unbelievable. It's going on all weekend.

You gotta come.

And you'll never guess who's here.

Hello? The cell phone reception's

for sh*t out here.

Hello sweetie? I'm losing you.

Are you there?

Hello? Sh*t!

Now where was it

you wanted to take me to?

I was trying mybest

to function as a single guy should.

But at the back of my head something

was nibbling away at my subconscious.

Hello?

What you doin' over there?

Good evening.

Beautiful day isn't it?

You got yourself some sort

of hearin' disability?

I asked you a question.

I've come to charter your boat sir.

You do huh?

Well that's too bad...

'cause this here's a fishin' boat

not the Pacific Princess.

Why don't you try the yellow pages?

We gotta get to this party on an island

and we were hopin' to use your boat.

You're not the sharpest tool

in the shed are ya?

I said shove off!.

Or don't you sprechen Sie Englisch?

Why don't you just name your price

and we can skip...

the old-man-on-the-sea routine.

A man's gotta eat right?

What part of "shove off"

didn't you understand?

Hold it.

Geez. Who's the U-boat commander?

- What?

- How much?

$300 sound fair?

- About 600 might.

- Six hundred? No way.

No one is talking toyou.

Where are you headed girls?

- Huh?

- I don't know. We got this map.

It's somewhere in the San Juans.

You must know where that is right?

You crazy?

- They crazy.

- No I don't think so.

- Excuse me?

- I said forget it.

Yeah forget it. Forget it.

- That means stop talkin' start walkin'.

- Why?

Why? Why? Why?

They always ask "why."

You know what they call this island?

Isle del Morte.

Morte. That's Spanish for "death"

in case you don't speak Mexican.

Well listen friend

I got me an island to catch right here.

And if this is some lame attempt

to hit me up for more cash-

It ain't.

There ain't enough cash in the world

to make us go back there.

- Keep the cash. Keep the cash.

- Let's get out of here.

F*** it. A grand.

What do you say 500 now

and another five on the way back?

You can be mighty persuasive

if you wanna be Mr.-

- Simon Cruz. And you are?

- Kirk's the name.

Wait wait. Captain Kirk?

Does that make him Mr. Spock?

I don't like no Captain Kirk jokes.

Now let's shove off before

you say something else you'll regret.

All right.

It's all good.

Cap'n! Cap'n!

I'm not goin'.

I'm not goin'.

There's evil spirits on that island.

You just get the deck lines and let me

worry about the evil spirits okay?

Ahoy there Captain Kirk.

This is the

United States Marine Patrol.

Stand down and prepare

to be boarded Captain.

Oh sh*t!

What are you gonna do?

We have no choice.

We got to do what the lady says.

It'll delay our departure

for a while though.

Delay us?

For how long?

Well I imagine they're looking

for guns drugs who knows what.

It'll probably take 'em a few hours.

And that's only

if they don't find nothin'.

How much to lose 'em?

Did you forget what today is?

You can lose them right?

Sure I can.

Who's talking Alexander Hamilton

Ben Franklin or you?

- It's the second Friday of the month!

- Do it.

Just a routine inspection Kirk.

Don't even think

of leaving my harbor.

Heave to! Where the hell

do you thinkyou're going?

Heave to!

This is Casper.

McGyvers and I are moving out. Over.

Hate to break this to you kid

but I would have done it for free.

The lady needs to dine

on a humble pie once in a while.

- So you've run into her before?

- Run into her?

Hell yeah.

She's had a hard-on for me...

ever since we got out of the service...

and I didn't start working

for Uncle Sam like she did.

Can't blame her for still

getting wet over me can ya?

Sweet.

- Come on.

- Come on what?

Let's go swimming.

Now?

You're crazy.

You're pretty enough to eat.

- You're nuts baby.

- Come on.

All right.

Oh yeah.

Come on.

Oh my God.

That's cold baby.

Come on you big wimp.

No you go.

You have a good swim babe.

Yeah fine.

It's fine once you get in.

Come on Matt.

You're no fun.

He's heading out to

the San Juan Islands Cap.

Just maintain speed and distance.

I don't want him to make us yet.

- Cynthia's such a trooper.

- Don't come near me.

Must've eaten something

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