You Can't Have It

Synopsis: When Bill Sullivan spends the last night of Mr. Phil's Bar hanging out with his friends, drinking, sex and murder ensue. Last call takes on a whole new meaning.
Genre: Thriller
Director(s): André Gordon
Production: Four Horsemen Films
 
IMDB:
6.1
R
Year:
2017
86 min
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It was the night that

everything had changed.

No one could predict,

but some saw it coming.

Fernando was my best friend.

Last night, my brother.

Yeah, man.

Boom.

Bills.

I didn't think I could keep my secret,

but Fernando kept his.

You're a spy.

I'm drunk though, I am.

Shawn, my man.

Come on.

Oh come on man, you've

been working for three weeks,

you're still looking for ID's?

Suzanne, you're looking lovely as ever.

Thank you, $5 handsome.

Oh come on, it's the last night,

shouldn't we all get in for free.

Every week, every week.

Pretty sure I'm 21.

Bill, gotta keep the books clean

even though the place has gone to shit.

Even Shiam Simya doesn't

condone underage drinking.

You're weird dude, but I love it.

Come on in, let me buy you a drink.

I'm on the clock, Bill,

but you go in and have fun.

Really?

Jacob was not that good.

I disagree.

I worked with the man for six years,

we were like brothers,

there's no way that he could

have faked that he knew me.

Don't ever count anybody out.

I just totally don't agree.

Wouldn't be the first

time you were wrong.

How much money do we got?

Well Shiam Simya took it all.

You're obsessed.

They were all there, my wife Tammy,

my girl Sandra, my work buddy Tyler.

And Sandra's BFF Karen,

and of course, Craig.

All had their own secrets,

well except Craig.

Making a deposit, Tyler boy?

Huh?

There's a free urinal in

here if you piss standing up.

I find it weird that you're concerned

at all where I pee.

Last night at the old

watering hole, huh, T money?

Let's go out with a bang, right?

Bang.

Well far be it for me to tell a man

how to conduct his business.

Exactly.

For you, and one for you.

I got this.

What's up my man?

What up, brother, how are you?

Hey, how you doin'?

Oh, nope.

Why don't you look at a menu instead?

Don't worry, he's not looking at you.

Is that on the happy hour menu?

Gross.

Even with a discount, it will

be more than you can afford.

Ah, you'd be surprised

how big my wallet is, baby.

All the size in the world can't make up

for having a credit

score of asshole pervert.

Well what do you expect

wearing a skirt like that, huh?

I expect you to first,

not smoke in my bar,

and second to order for the last time

so I don't have to see you anymore.

Wow, way to kill the

mood, sweetheart, geez.

Come on, you know what I want.

It's gonna be hard

for me to find another

good bar in this neighborhood.

Well you could, you know, branch out,

try new experiences, and

don't call me, sweetheart.

I'm not your wife.

Oh, my wife is not sweet,

she gives me cavities.

But you, if she was half as good as you,

I'd call her sweetheart too.

What is this?

What is this, you know

what I like, light beer.

Come on.

Well shit Bill, I guess I'm

distracted by your charms.

When are you gonna

finally stop pretending

that you're attracted to me,

give me some of that sweet....

First of all, who talks like that?

Why do you try so hard?

You got your light beer

right in front of you.

Well this beer only

quenches one kind of thirst.

You know how everybody

thinks girls dig assholes?

Well they're wrong, they

like guys with class.

Like your friend Tyler.

Oh, yeah I'm sure the chiseled body and

the washboard abs don't hurt, huh?

You're an asshole.

You might have your wife at home fooled,

and your sweet little

girlfriend in the corner

obviously wants you more

than anyone ever would.

So leave me the hell alone

and finish your drink.

Maybe I won't tell either of

them how friendly you are.

Oh, and I expect a good

tip for that wisdom.

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