You've Got Mail Page #3
Don't romanticize them.
It'll keep them from jumping
down your throat.
SCHUYLER:
What's the competition?
One mystery store, Sleuth,
at 78th and Amsterdam...
...and a children's bookstore,
Shop Around the Corner.
- It's been there forever.
- Cecilia's store.
Who's that?
Cecilia Kelly.
Lovely woman. I think we might
have had a date once.
Or maybe we just exchanged letters.
You wrote her letters?
Mail. It was called mail.
NELSON:
Stamps, envelopes...- I've heard of it.
Cecilia had beautiful penmanship.
She was too young for me...
...but she was enchanting.
- Enchanting?
- Her daughter owns it now.
Huh. Too bad for her.
Ah.
MAN:
Excuse me, Mr. Fox.- Yeah.
JOE:
My father is getting married again.
For five years, he's been living
...who studied decorating
at Caesar's Palace.
Is it porcelain?
Rubber.
KATHLEEN:
Once I read a story about abutterfly in the subway, and today...
...I saw one.
It got on at 42nd
and off at 59th where...
...I assume it went
to Bloomingdale's...
...to buy a hat that will
turn out to be a mistake.
As almost all hats are.
JOE:
Listen to this:
to my neighborhood bagel place...
...and pumps about a ton of flour
into underground tanks.
The air is filled with white dust
Why is that?
KATHLEEN:
Confession: I've readPride and Prejudice about 200 times.
I get lost in the language. Words like:
"Thither."
"Mischance."
"Felicity."
I'm always in agony over whether
Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy...
...are really going to get together.
Read it.
I know you'll love it.
JOE:
The purpose of places like Starbucks...
...is for people with
no decision-making ability...
...to make six decisions
just to buy one cup of coffee.
Short, tall, light, dark...
...caf, decaf...
...low-fat, nonfat...
...et cetera.
Mocha frappuccino grande.
JOE:
So people who don't knowwhat the hell they're doing...
...or who on earth they are
can, for only 2.95...
...get not just a cup of coffee...
...but an absolutely
defining sense of self.
EMPLOYEE:
Tall, skim, caramel macchiato.
JOE:
Tall!
Decaf!
Cappuccino!
Tall, decaf cappuccino.
GEORGE:
Bummer!
A Fox Books superstore.
Quel nightmare.
It has nothing to do with us.
It's big, impersonal...
...overstocked and full
of ignorant salespeople.
But they discount.
But they don't provide any service.
We do.
KATHLEEN:
So really...
...it's a good development.
You know how in the flower district
there are all those shops...
...so you can find whatever you want?
This is going to be the book district.
If they don't have it, we do.
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