Wishin' and Hopin' Page #6
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- 2014
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Make that chapter a mystery.
I'd rather write
a monster story
About an ugly dwarf named Dondi.
You want to borrow my comb
so you can brush your leg hair?
Go eat a hairy bird.
Mademoiselle!
He started it!
Well, I only heard you,
not monsieur.
Go back to your seat.
It says here
he avoided females,
Including his own mother,
And put wood in his bed
every night
To distract himself
from temptations of the flesh.
I don't know why I'm supposed
to be like him.
away their slop pails.
Their slop?
Oh, man.
Hey.
What'd you say
to monsignor Muldoon
To make him give you this
anyways?
Well...
hey, Lonny.
I didn't know you were here.
You gonna have dinner
with us?
Actually, mom,
can he stay the night?
Sure, as long as it's okay
with his mom.
It sure is, Mrs. Funicello.
My old lady says you can keep me
as long as you wanted...
Forever,
as far as she's concerned.
Well, I'm sure
she was just joking.
But I want you boys in bed
by 10:
00.Come on, ma.
Well, come on, Felix.
You got to go to church
in the morning.
But that's no fair.
How come pop never has to go
to church?
Do I have to remind you
pop has a business,
And that business puts food
on the table?
But, ma.
Come on.
You're embarrassing yourself
in front of your friend.
I ain't embarrassed,
Mrs. Funicello.
We fight in my house
all the time.
That's very polite of you,
Lonny,
But we weren't fighting.
We were having a disagreement.
What if we go
to the later mass?
Fine.
Midnight.
When I say, "lights out,"
it's lights out.
Okay, fine.
Swear on a stack of bibles,
Mrs. Funicello.
Hey, tootsie cake.
Look what I got.
What is that?
It's a tree.
No, it's not.
It's a cardboard box.
I thought we'd do something
real special this year.
- Right, Felix?
- Right, pop.
Hey, Lonny.
La
Aluminum or real,
The tree was the first
official sign
That Christmas
You know, it's gonna look
pretty good
Once you get the color wheel
going.
We can do better
than pretty good.
Yeah, by the red reindeer.
Wa
Pop was always big
But that year,
he took extra care
In making sure
everything was perfect.
Put that...
there.
Yeah.
We let them know who's sharp
during the holidays, huh?
Hey, come get me.
Okay, Turdski.
- Knuckle sandwich.
- Hey.
I almost forgot.
Yeah, what do you mean?
Oh, that's mine.
Where'd you get it?
Let's just say I'm robin hood.
I steal from the rich
and give to the poor.
What makes you think
I'm poor, wise guy?
Hey, all I was saying was that
the teachers are the bad guys,
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