Wishin' and Hopin' Page #4
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doesn't she look great?
She practically looks
ten years younger.
I mean, check out her new skort.
Her what?
Her skort.
It's real modern.
The girls thought
I needed a makeover
To chaperone you on
your ranger Andy trip.
Why do your legs look
like blue cheese?
I told you it was too short.
No, it isn't.
Okay, Felix is just
being a little jerk.
Yeah, as usual.
I'm the one who almost got
killed today.
What are you talking about,
Felix?
Boiled in oil.
Cool it, Dondi.
It was a little accident.
A little accident?
Felix, what happened?
I fried my tie.
Stop.
You're fine.
The guilt of defiling
my cousin's poster
Had eaten away at me all week,
So that by the time Friday
confession came around,
I was ready to crack.
Fifth grade class may now pass
for confession.
Allez.
Line up!
Tuck in your shirt
and zip up your fly.
Detention after school.
Rosalie.
Geraldine, your sweater.
You look like a basset hound.
Ow.
Hey, no cuts, no butts,
no coconuts.
Sorry, I just really have
to get up there.
Well, wait till NAACP hears
about this.
Marion was always
making that joke.
He's a boy,
in case you couldn't tell,
Even though Marion's
a girl's name,
Which is worse than having
everyone call you Dondi,
If you ask me.
Felix Funicello,
Left box.
Confession was,
"A crapshoot."
Get the lead out.
You'd never knew which
priest you'd end up getting,
Which seemed like
an accurate comparison
Since my luck was always crappy.
Monsignor Muldoon,
And made up of equal parts
Phineas T. Bluster,
Crabby Appleton,
and Mr. Magoo.
He always smelled
like butter rum candy,
Which, if you listened
to Simone,
Was to cover up a few too many
sips of the communion wine.
Bless me, father,
for I have sinned.
It has been two weeks
since my last confession.
Speak up, boy,
you're mumbling.
Well, of course I was.
I didn't want
any of my classmates
To hear what I had to say.
It has been two weeks
since my last confession.
These are my sins:
I copied a friend's homework
on the bus,
two times,
And I cursed
on six separate occasions,
But not the really bad ones,
Just a couple "H"S, "D"S,
and "S"S.
And finally,
I had impure thoughts.
About what?
You know...
no, I don't know
unless you tell me.
About my cousin Annette.
She's famous.
Did you act on these thoughts?
I'm not sure.
Well, you either did,
or you didn't.
I kissed her poster
on the lips,
The one of her on the beach in
her bathing suit listening to...
Incest is a mortal sin.
You made Jesus
very, very, very sad.
Perhaps he even wept,
As he did on the day
of his crucifixion.
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